Community-based websites: the effectiveness of engagement and Interaction? There is still a real opportunity for them to be a leader using a community-based solution. How long will these community-based solutions continue to be effective?
Since about 2005 I've been getting a steadily increasing demand for sites that build, support or promote community. I was surprised by the above question as it was beginning to feel like pretty much every brand out their had gotten on the bus with varying degrees of commitment and success.
If you rephrase your question slightly:
"What can my client do with interactive technologies to increase value co-creation and engagement?"
If the creation of social capital and the building of a value co-creation network become core business objectives then the worth of community-based efforts becomes self-evident.
A community can rally around an issue (changing legislation, agreeing safety standards for toys) or a task (designing the Lego Mindstorm, pushing GM towards sustainability) and collectively generate solutions. The alternative is a network of business development types driving around the country in cars. I gotta say, I like the website option better.
Please take note of Stephen's point about commitment. A thriving community does require investment in capital, in time, in risk management. Make sure you factor these issues into your planing.
> B to B is typically not a great area for community
I just wanted to add a comment about Tom's point above.
I have recently implemented "group pages" that allow insurance advisers to ask each other questions in a private, branded area. The service is hosted by the underwriting insurance company.
Here's what the value-map looks like:
1 - Each advisor builds her knowledge and feels more competent as a result of participating (similar to what we are doing here)
2 - The system reduces the number of calls to the underwriters which means they get more done in a day (their days become more valuable)
Created social capital:
The partner advisers deepen their engagement with the underwriting company. The experience of dealing with this company as opposed to one that doesn't provide this service is such that over time the business relationship is stronger (ie sales increase)
It's always worth trying to quantify this value when deciding what to build.
I'm developing a methodology to map the co-creation of value by customers onto the traditional human-centred design assets we already use. I'm not sure where that's going to end up. Should I start another agency? (still a little sobered after the Pumpernickle experience) or do i just use this as a consultant, bringing the techniques to my day-to-day work?
In the meantime, feel free to ring me on 07515 661655 if you're a product owner and are trying to understand how value co-creation can impact your business requirement choices.
Just saw Tim's piece on the Glasshouse blog on Orange Rockcorps and understanding the value of the social capital.
From there I had a quick look around and wow, quite a lot of negative opinion out there and a surprisingly downbeat response to the Orange rockcorps thing over at brandrepublic:
This is incredibly lame. The Orange 'I Am' campaign just limps from bad to worse. Busta Rhymes? What year are we in? 1999? I can't remember the last campaign from Fallon that was any good.
I guess there's a gap between the original and the Orange "I am" branded version? This is how the rc site describes the initiative:
RockCorps harnesses the power of music to inspire volunteering. We produce concerts for which the only way in is to volunteer 4 hours at a project we organize with non-profit partners. You can't win a ticket; you can't buy a ticket; you have to earn a ticket to a concert that becomes a celebration of giving back.
Tim reckons
If the company makes it work, it's the energy and community productivity generated that will constitute the value of the initiative; not the SMS bundles sold. The number of hours donated, or playgrounds renovated is a wholly inadequate proxy for the social capital generated by a campaign like this...
read Tim's whole post over at Glasshouse Partnership
Well I don't want to offend church-goers but this really got me: ascii-art messages from Dog in the source code. It's like playing the LP backwards but for my source-code generation :-)
How cool is that?
Well it used to be Big Oil or Big Business but we really are seeing the emergence of Big Copyright
Ohna's award-winning short film has been pulled by Google because of an automated copyright alert. This smells exactly the same as Google's ongoing mistreatment of the little guy. The same rules apply: justice cannot be applied by formula or filter. Unless each case is handled (note 'hand' as in 'human') individually by a trained adjudicator a never ending stream of injustice ensues.
I suggest Google work out how to pay for this adjudication service soon as sooner or later they're going to need a new business model...
Ohna reports:
Yesterday our short film SON was taken off YouTube's screening room because someone at Paramount Pictures copyright police company decided that maybe we had used some footage from Son Of Rambow. Whoever made this decision had obviously not watched the film as SON is obviously all original footage and in fact the only ressemblance to Paramount's film is the word SON in the title and the fact that there is a young boy in the cast. Despite the obvious blunder Paramount are making no effort to remedy the situation by removing their notice from YouTube and by doing so are damaging our reputation and possibly causing us loss of income.
The woman could use some words of support. Go comment on her post
And if you are aware of similar events, make you register each and every case with the EFF's chilling effects website.
So Charlotte wants me to spread the web2 love re ex-classmate Dirk Blackman's new production Outlander and why not? (that's our in-house Viking Haldane on the big-boy climbing frame over there on the left for our family readers)
As Eva Metalios puts it:
Subject: Fw: Dirk needs our help
Hey all -
After working in the Sisyphean task of being a writer in LA for over two decades, and the three year odyssey that OUTLANDER took to actually be made, the movie our friend Dirk Blackman (Columbia class of '85) authored with his partner and the project's director Howard McCain, is coming out. It is a sci-fi take on the Beowulf legend, nach.C'mon, we are talking Dirk here. This is not
your daddy's Viking movie.
And Charlotte makes the point
Douglas,
the Norway thing, the Columbia thing, the media thing...
Well, yes, she's got a point I guess (and only Charlotte and my mother can get away with calling me Douglas).
The Norway thing huh? well we named our boy Haldane in an attempt to ping him into investigating his Norse roots... He is named after King Healfdene (lit. "half-dane") whose name has survived from myth into modern Danish under the popular form Halfdan
I initially wanted to call Hal Healfdene but worrying got the better of me and in the end I didn't want to relive a boy named Sue so tried to anglicise it some. We could have gone with Haldan, also in use in modern Danish but in the end we settled on Haldane (also good because it's a Scottish name).
Oh, right, back to the link love;-)
Judging from the amount of traffic already generated, Dirk's project doesn't need any help but I liked Eva's closer make the Weinstein Company to feel the noise. Take that Harvey!
I've been trying to get Nick interested in personal branding after listening to @garyvee at Seed3. Gary made a bunch of interesting points and got me thinking about how Nick should develop on her work so far as a journalist. The woman has huge amounts of life experience and when fueled, can tell many an exotic tale of Argentinean vineyards, Tuscan raw-food cooking or tea tasting in the Indian Ocean...
Tim says
...and translate it into an action model for your personal bottom line--how your brand will generate personal wealth ( Me Inc. ) and how you will create social impact ( Me.org )...
Which really resonated... Does Nick settle on a business partner or employer who can work with her to create value using whatever existing methods they might have in place and picking and choosing from a small selection of Nicki's mojo as required?
Or does she choose to leverage her whole experience and develop on her own, working to distribute her mojo-assets socially to a large audience?
I can't help thinking that option one sounds like a bit of a waste...
I think the nice man who went in search of my Identity theft woes last week would have liked me to update my previous post.
So here goes: according to his findings there is nothing wrong with either his payment-processing software or hardware and a review of staff at the branch revealed nothing untoward.
So just to confirm: all is well at Eat. You can pick up your soup and sandwiches safe in the knowledge that these guys pay attention to detail, act fast when required and are just generally a bunch of excellent people!
Wow, when was the last time you thought you'd get a response as a result of filling in a form on the web (never mind a rapid response)?
Well, I had a little grief from the fraud protection mob at Firstdirect this afternoon and as a result posted this note in the feedback form on the Eat website (and I won't go into the domain name resolution issue on the site which means if you load the flash movie by entering the domain without the 'www' the links to the feedback form are broken--I wonder how much more feedback they'd get if that was fixed...)
At 14:31:55 on 27 June 2008 (roughly an hour ago) I purchased a soup and sandwich from your 15 Basinghall Street shop.
When I returned to my desk to eat my lunch I received a call from my bank (first direct) informing me that there had been fraudulent behaviour on my switch card.
According to their records, the transaction I had just made in the City of London was routed through a supplier in Equador.
The security guys at the bank where I work reckon this is a man-in-the-middle attack and that someone has tampered with the keypad in the store (similar to attaching card readers to ATM tellers, to harvest card details).
Please review this situation asap.
All the best,
Dug Falby
To be honest, I really didn't think I'd get an answer (strangely, the Flash front-end is what gave me this impression: If it's not a real html form, how can it yield real results?) but I did.
A nice man called Martin (I think he said he was head of business communications?) rung up to explain what was going on as a result of my note. From his description, I pictured a black helicopter appearing over Basinghall street and special forces whisking the card-reader off to a controlled explosion. It was very impressive, he said he'd frozen all card transactions at the store, notified the card processing supplier who are going to come in and refit the store tonight and would double-check records for staff access to card processing stuff.
He also made a point of checking that I had notified my bank and assured me he would get back to with with any progress relevant to my situation. Prompt, courteous and thorough, just the way it oughta be.
Which of course means I'll be all the more likely to go buy delicious soups and salads from Eat:-)
Well, the afternoon was pretty good too, but with a dead powerbook battery and no charger I ended up sending commentary via Twitter.
13:00 -- Lunch
One design direction will do -- AMEN
12:38 -- Larissa Meek (AgencyNet) Getting your designs approved: 12 Simple Rules
watching a demo of an Aston Martin website and I hate it! Hard to beleive but this agency team is making exactly the same mistakes the boo.com crew. They are trying to replicate a sensual experience using tech and it just doesn't work :-(
... and at this point, Dug's battery expired and he switched to iphone mode. I can't believe I forgot the bloody charger this morning!
Casino is a "feedback engine" (he's describing what the adiction thing call "near-win experiences" ie gamblers never loose, they just almost win) Vegas master of feedback...
Creating delightful experiences: Innocent's "stop looking at my bottom", fun, easter eggs (find it and share)
Andy just said "social object"
11:36 -- Andy Budd is doing great things showing examples of great experience curves
[ interview break ]
I just interviewed Steve Pearce, I wanted to ask him the agency questions I posted earlier. How does Poke get clients to focus on the bottom of the iceberg after the pitch was won on the basis of the shiny top of the iceberg.
He reckons Poke has solved this by saying "no", by never going to the client with a ready-made solution. In ongoing work, he always keeps referring to interaction, thinking about the backend and appserver looking for hooks into the experience. He quotes the example of the Topshop re-skin where his team looked carefully at the appserver and found a number of services that had been disabled, never implemented or under-used. As a result, he was able to use an up-sell module to create a dynamic user-ratings system.
The second question is the Hugh McLeod question about agencies being asked help clients redefine their business and how agencies are going to fit into this new world. Steve's take on this was
that agencies live the client's product (use Windows machines to sell Microsoft products) and build deep relationships with clients such that the feedback mechanism from agency to client can be about a lot more that just the current project.
Finally, Steve reckons
that Poke is based on values and that if those are always kept at the core of all projects, the thinking about the project (and by extension the client's business) will naturally flow back to the client.
11:25 -- Andy Budd (Clearleft) is doing "Designing the User Experience Curve"
(Break: back at 11:20)
10:42 -- Andy Clarke of Stuff & Nonsense & Steve Pearce are taking questions
Well, I came to see Steve Pearce from Poke and managed to catch the last five minutes of his chat.
He did an interesting presentation on the process of creating user experiences. He uses a great iceberg metaphor (see others on this) to describe the process.
It's an interesting parallel to Jesse James Garett's "Elements" in that in the iceberg metaphor you dive under the surface to the bottom of the experience and then float up to the top will in JJG land you float up from abstract to concrete via the stages of strategy, scope, structure, skeleton and surface :-)
Wow, you know, I don't normally read Bob Lutz's stuff over at the GM FastLane Blog which is odd because I quote the blog to clients all the time. Just took a peek today and saw this:
... In the end, it cost us much more than that; it cost us our reputation for technology leadership and innovation.We made that mistake once. We won’t make it again. I think the whole company has learned when you step out and do bold things, you win and when you're cautious and let other people do the bold things, you lose.
Many great ideas die every day because we value the safety of the tried-and-true over the risk that true innovation requires. This is not going to be the case with Volt; we are going for the brass ring.
Great stuff, a senior VP publicly admitting he fucked up (and promising not to trip over the same log twice).
So this volt thing seems pretty cool. It's a different strategy than the Tesla plan. The board at Tesla Motors are banking on a high-performance car (the 2008 Tesla Roadster) to get the ev ball rolling and they plan to roll out an inexpensive family saloon after that.
Also, the Volt is an E-REV so still factoring in the petrol pump...
You know, the last couple of years I've bought conference passes and then failed to escape work long enough to attend which is daft really... so I'm going to fowd this year ok?
Anyways, I signed up on the carson website and was reading the about the speakers (looking forward to hearing Steve Pearce) when I stumbled on a link to Headscape the online home of conference chair Paul Boag.
Now, Nicky always has to explain jokes to me and I'm never sure if people are serious or not and this gets worse as I get older... So I'm gonna take a punt: I think headscape could do better. A lot better.
A nice man called David tweeted me yesterday with a link to a video of Russell Davies talking about interestingness, size and creativity. In the video, Russell refers to a project I did a couple of years ago for Birdseye. I just wanted to thank David as it's always nice to know there are people out there who share the passions I get out of bed for:-)
I've been thinking about advertising agencies big and small, partly because of the LGFE reunion this thursday and partly because I'm pretty much always stuck in the thick of one or other user-centred design process debate.
I sent the following question to a recruiter this morning as we're talking about maybe working together. I don't know the answer, but I'm pretty sure it's tough for a passionate user experience person to work without discovery...
Here was the question I had in mind:
80% of the magic of user-centered design happens in the discovery phase, prior to the IA proposing the information model for an interface. As most pitches involve going to the client with a ready-made proposal, agencies tend to find it difficult to produce user-centered design. Does your agency have a strategy in place to overcome this challenge?
I suppose the answer is "win the business then shove the IA through the door" but I can't imagine this guy or this guy playing it like that...
Are you a senior agency bod? How do you handle ideas of value, resonance, co-creation and needs assessment? I'm still working on the question :-)
Get ready for a crackdown on broadband use
Man, this pisses me off. The only person who gets to decide the value of a good or service I invite into my space is me.
Right now, my ISP isn't providing me with value, not even close as my connection rarely gets over 64k (yes, k not m) and the damn connection won't come up after a router power cycle or other network crash.
If the service was a little closer to what was advertised I could start building my own value with it. Because I work in the internet industry, there's a really good chance my connection to the cloud allows me to create stacks of unique value. You know, just doing a quick mental calculation I'd be happy to pay my ISP say £40, £50, maybe even £75 a month.
Of course given past performance, I'd say the chances of my ISP being interested in understanding how I create value are pretty much next to nil.
When are businesses gonna get on the damn bus?
Alex over at artflutter just posted a link to an mp3 of the Banksy Paris Hilton Danger Mouse Remix I mentioned in an earlier post which is great because the link I posted to the pics no longer has em but Alex has posted a full set of liner mods.
Thanks Alex :-)
So I used to think I was subverting from within. That's bollocks, of course. David always reminds me of that. I've decided I'm not going to work in advertising again, the daily round of social network metrics and the constant quest to shove us through some absurd value funnel (ad agencies are still in the process of discovering the creation of unique value, not exactly at the cutting edge of stuff really...) just goes against my belief in a collaborative internet.
A new-year's prediction from Zero Influence really cheered me up. Dave reckons that this year will "reward participation that does not seek measurement nor reward�
You go girl!

I love this photograph for the Natural History Museum kids only sections (sorry about the image quality, snapped on a bus stop).
The portrait had to have been done in a massive black poly tunnel and considering the background is exposed to a stop more light than the foreground the dynamic range of the shot is astonishing. Information exists in the darkest shadows and none of the white fabric definition is lost on the sides of the hood (which are white on white after all). They should use this shot in lighting school.
Oh, and the art direction is lovely too;-)
You know, I was gonna comment on the Skype blog Heartbeat (no, not on the bit where if they had decided to use computers equipped with a proper operating system their crash and subsequent total meltdown wouldn't have happened in the first place) (and no, not on the bit where for the same reason they can't manage a reliable single-customer view grrrr) no, I was going to comment on the email I received earlier today:
As a goodwill gesture to all you faithful Skype Pro, Skype Unlimited, SkypeIn or Skype Voicemail customers, we're adding an additional seven days to your current subscription, free of charge. And even if you didn't miss out on using Skype last week - you can still have a week free on Skype, on the house!
So my first reaction is that
But then I thought to myself, you just nicked the nine quid I had in my account three weeks ago. True, you did explain that you had to, and you did make it theoretically easy for me to protect my dosh while giving me ample and repeated fair warning.
But you know what, if you clean out the balance in your customer's accounts that's all they're gonna see.
Come on, this is sooooo not a modern approach to marketing. Your empty gesture has left me with exactly the same balance I had just before your meltdown--zero.
Niklas Zennström, you're a smart guy, my guess is you can do a lot better (and you can start by giving me my money back)
Last year I built a couple of sites for a guy that I frequently collaborate with. The sites talk about diamonds, the diamond industry and luxury more generally.
He was wondering about SEO issues and to illustrate a point, I'm posting this link to De Beers diamonds. We were curious why the De Beers consumer website fares so poorly in Google. I did a search on "They are the ultimate gift of love" a sentence from the introductory paragraph and the string "De Beers" appears nowhere on the first page of Google results. Weird;-)
Actually, not so weird as the html is pretty much not semantic even a little tiny bit. In any case, I'll check the position of this post in a few day's time and see how it compares with the corporate site.
Mike Butcher points out that new European legislation will make astroturfing illegal.
Which of course is a good thing, but how are they going to enforce this? The higher end PR firms are creating great thinking about their clients by actually participating in the debate or even initiating it themselves.
I guess the Barry Scott test is going to become this law's Turing test;-)

This photo really doesn't do the quality of the repro or indeed the quality of the original photograph justice. It's taken with a Nokia 6300 in the Paris Metro.
France may not be a force for innovation right now but I keep spotting print ads in the Metro that are just beautiful. There's an ongoing campaign for the Bon Marché department store which has classic-but-mesmerising photography (and repro)... The campaigns tend to be very 'old fashioned' in the sense that the ads obey 1960's ad rules (the headline and visual take on a new meaning when seen in partnership and neither repeats the other as in "think small" or "so here's a tart on a bar" etc).
The above ad for the Guide du Routard is a case in point, the headline reads "notre guide on l'écrit avec nos pieds" which I guess would translate to "we write our guide with our feet". No paradigms being redefined, but lovely, quiet work:-)
Well, I'm glad I'm not the only consultant out there to get into trouble with Tagged.com. The more I look, the more I find people sharing similar experiences
So here's a public service anouncement.
If you're pissed off at receiving the damn emails, why not threaten, or at least hurl abuse at, the VCs behind tagged.com? Here are some bits to get you started:
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| Address: | Mayfield Fund |
| 2800 Sand Hill Road, Suite 250 | |
| Menlo Park, CA 94025 | |
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| kramani@mayfield.com |
enjoy :-)
This 'stream-of-listening' feed was provided for folk that couldn't make the event. In the end I'm not sure it's very useful, so today I'll just take notes and publish more structured thoughts after the event.
In terms of getting a better idea of what speakers actually said, I strongly recommend Lars Plougmann and his amazing mind maps which are both complete and accurate, and are of course released on a CC licence.
And that, folks, was day one of FOWA 2007
Kevin Rose talks about the Digg ecosystem
Now we're talking about enhancing Digg (swarming the story, better fact checking, location-based opinions).
Benefits of Flash visualisation, could make tools to help people understand how their shifting opinions interact with others - visualisations of swarms.
Big announcement, support for openID
(applause)
The future of contact management
(does demo mmmm...)
Very interesting stuff, will need to pass on to a few folk who have been working with citation indexes.
Converged communication online
Stephen promises us that the wifi cloud might be available for tomorrow (audience cheers)
Four online trends driving shift
Telcos need to embrace shifting landscape turn threats into opportunities
(Gordon Bennet, no cliché left unturned)
Shows screengrabs of BT Contact. (kind of looks like what I'm currently working on...)
(free sms etc)
See btcontact.com
"User rehab, a story of redemption"
Few creators, many consumers
Need to lower barrier to entry
Uses Flickr as an example of how to do this:
Talks about "interestingness" (photographs that have been interacted with more than other by analysis of log data)
Talks about tagging (mentions speed) the ease goes to the lowering of barriers to entry.
Mentions folksonomies
Mentions ZoneTag. Not having to remember the tag for an event (system merges cell data and other info from upcoming.com to come up with suggestion)
Clustering by sense
And now we're talking about pipes, as in Yahoo Pipes, very cool:-)
Pipes is sampling, not synthesizing
We're now asking questions...
Here to talk about Amazon EC2 and S3
Web scale computing (compete on ideas not resources)
Alternative resource model:
(this guy has so totally read CK Pralahad)
Claim and release resources dynamically
(points out that the pull model doesn't let VCs take such a big chunk of you)
Talks about "Getting Real" by Jason Friedman. Chapter 4, scalling is too hard to plan for at the start.
Don't worry about tornados and SLAs
Only pay for what you use
Examples:
Mentions the mechanical turk as part of the AWS product family
Check it out at http://aws.amazon.com
Open apis
KLM in maps (channel 4 ticket price)
Sketchup (promoting user generated)
Talks about tomorrow's discussion of the new apps, spreadsheet etc (and their guy will discuss best practise)
Free mashup mashup api :-) Let your blog visitors view office documents without using MS Office software
Cool:-)
http://viewer.thinkfree.com/html?url=http:domain/file.xls&action=view&pageurl=uri
OK, gotta try this
Connect people to the music they love
Audio-scrobbling (listen -> share -> discover)
Matt is talking about the collaborative requirements of developping a sharing application. Keeping it as open as possible, reward participation as much as possible, be realistic with finances, building engagement from your community, be transparent (downtime charts published)
...people sending us money after each server failure to encourage us to upgrade the server...
establishing an open protocol from the start got scrobbling off the ground. Before long, loads of music players supported the protocol.
What happens to the team?
Shows irc transcript from their developer channel (osmotic communication)
What happens to the product?
Liking what you've got to say Anil:-)
Attention data
Scrobbling data is attention data Powered by AudioScrobbler, Myware is 'spying on yourself'
He shows us the 'events dashboard' (gigs near me)
Monetising attention
Dealing with tag cloud spam
Questions session
mmm...
From hot stuff to yawn, the commoditisation of IT
(note that Simon says IT not IS...)
Goes through example of electricity
(Simon is a great speaker, he's doing crowd-pleasing things with graphics - big tag clouds with ducks and ponds)
Talks about yack shaving to introduce the idea behind his startup. Build what you want and pay for what you use (zimki)
What community is or isn't...
(mentions her blog)
What is community?
(the 'free' wifi turns out to be a solitary OpenZone base station which is currently struggling to keep up...)
Examples
Themes
(what is it about Wordpress that people are happy to wait for messages like "woa, only x comments a minute, slow down cowboy")
Compares yahoo maps to Google maps:
Yahoo experience totally rocks, Google maps v. empty and boring but: developers currently working with mapping apis 51% Google to only 4% Yahoo!
(stats from programmableweb)
Fostering your own - fertile ground
What is sense of community?
Be patient! community takes time
Web-based email leading driver of page views
Dissagregation and syndication
(Dug is beginning to daydream about bacon sarnies and a steamy latte...)
Edwin says "drag and drop" arrrrg!!!
Interesting slide about the developer's responsibility to society.
(and break...)
On YouTube: 1 Million dollars a month but it didn't burn because it provides an IPTV service (as opposed to user-generated content).
AMIE St. first self-regulated music market.
Buzz Factor - Solve a problem.
Mike is talking about what makes a successful startup (and what to look for in a failing one. One point is: don't raise too much money).
Offline/Online = Apollo. If you don't use it, you're wasting money. Apollo looks to bridge the overhead of bridging the file system and the cloud.
And we've stopped for questions...
Air quivers with possibility
Punch chad
New president
Punch air
A proclamation:
NO WORK be done on NOVEMBER FOURTH
Thanks Jim (coudal.com/nov4)
Man this is something, the twitter election feed which uses a script to update the stream (see election.twitter.com) is now scrolling almost continuously. I'll bet that'll hammer a browser or two...
So OK America, what'll it be?
Behind door number one: that Hitler chap hasn't done anything bad to us and those Europeans are always getting themselves in trouble with their corrupt old-world ways. Let's just look inwards and stay out of trouble.
Behind door number two: Ola! Tag! Salama! Kumasta! Nî hâo! Hey let's all reach out and work together to save this sinking ship of a planet.
So vote, OK? You know what to do!
Have been catching up on US writers recently, and having just come into the office to discover our parent company is to be nationalised, I'm hoping those sleepless senators listened to voices like Joseph Stiglitz
If, as Paulson claims, banks get paid fairly for their lousy mortgages and the complex products in which they are embedded, the hole in their balance sheet will remain. What is needed is a transparent equity injection, not the non-transparent ruse that the administration is proposing. [...] The fourth problem is a lack of trust, a credibility gap. Regrettably, the way the entire financial crisis has been handled has only made that gap larger. [...] With lack of oversight and transparency the cause of the current problem, how could they make a proposal so short in both?
Aside from really pissing me off (odd getting pissed off at finance ministers but there's a first for everything) this comes just days after Tim started posting a set of thought pieces on transparency (he asked me to help with these which is how transparency has become an overnight obsession) which introduced me to Alan Knight and his organisation, Accountability.
Tim has posted a video of Alan talking about the need for credibility in the markets and the development of reporting and assurance in the markets. In particular, he describes using wikis as tools to empower the stakeholders of his new accountability standard.
Now there's a thought, didn't your mom tell you to never let yourself get pushed into things? Shame there wasn't time for congress to invite constituents to help write the recovery bill together via a US governement wiki!
Well it used to be Big Oil or Big Business but we really are seeing the emergence of Big Copyright
Ohna's award-winning short film has been pulled by Google because of an automated copyright alert. This smells exactly the same as Google's ongoing mistreatment of the little guy. The same rules apply: justice cannot be applied by formula or filter. Unless each case is handled (note 'hand' as in 'human') individually by a trained adjudicator a never ending stream of injustice ensues.
I suggest Google work out how to pay for this adjudication service soon as sooner or later they're going to need a new business model...
Ohna reports:
Yesterday our short film SON was taken off YouTube's screening room because someone at Paramount Pictures copyright police company decided that maybe we had used some footage from Son Of Rambow. Whoever made this decision had obviously not watched the film as SON is obviously all original footage and in fact the only ressemblance to Paramount's film is the word SON in the title and the fact that there is a young boy in the cast. Despite the obvious blunder Paramount are making no effort to remedy the situation by removing their notice from YouTube and by doing so are damaging our reputation and possibly causing us loss of income.
The woman could use some words of support. Go comment on her post
And if you are aware of similar events, make you register each and every case with the EFF's chilling effects website.
Scoble wants us to link to this
He's got a point, this is potentially very worrying (and is also something I just wouldn't have guessed would happen):
This is a fight for the Web. We all just crawled inside a box that locks Google out.
Don’t believe me?
Go to Google and do a search for “Le Web 08.��?
Do you see a Facebook entry there? Nope. Google is locked out of the Web.
This has created HUGE value for Microsoft and has handed Steve Ballmer an Internet strategy which brings Microsoft from last place to first in less than a week.
Boom!
Scary stuff indeed...
Hey, we've just had a long and very informative post from Matt, a Luton-based Openreach engineer. I hope this really is an engineer speaking and not some perverse item from a 'guerilla marketing' agency subverting from within. He describes some real horror stories, if you're interested in the BT thing it's well worth a read:
I was on a fault last week and the customer drop-wire from the pole to the house was rubbing through trees so I replaced it only to get a phone call the next day from my manager asking why I hadn't charged the customer as the trees were on his property--this is the level that they are stooping to.
Do they care? This thing has been simmering for a while now, I wonder at what point a BT pr person is going to chime in?
Get ready for a crackdown on broadband use
Man, this pisses me off. The only person who gets to decide the value of a good or service I invite into my space is me.
Right now, my ISP isn't providing me with value, not even close as my connection rarely gets over 64k (yes, k not m) and the damn connection won't come up after a router power cycle or other network crash.
If the service was a little closer to what was advertised I could start building my own value with it. Because I work in the internet industry, there's a really good chance my connection to the cloud allows me to create stacks of unique value. You know, just doing a quick mental calculation I'd be happy to pay my ISP say £40, £50, maybe even £75 a month.
Of course given past performance, I'd say the chances of my ISP being interested in understanding how I create value are pretty much next to nil.
When are businesses gonna get on the damn bus?
Apple says get a Mac So you know, I replaced my lovely 12" iBook with a lovely 12" powerbook back in 2006. Since then, I've travelled miles and miles on motorcycle and Eurostar and the whole time my mini workstation has been powering through... I tend to have Virtual PC, Photoshop, Illustrator, Indesign, Omnigraffle, BBEdit, three or four browsers and Omnioutline all running at the same time (while downloading podcasts and listening to iTunes) with snappy response and power to spare...
Now, I know that's no big deal in modern laptop terms but for me (as I create my own unique value in partnership with apple's products) it's both great and exactly what need. Unfortunately, everything is beginning to run on Intel macs, Adobe CS3 looks like Leopard only so if I upgrade I'm also gonna need a new system... add to that the running Windows without VPC and I really need to update my Powerbook.
So, dammit Steve, I thought you were going to anounce the new 12" powerbook last month, but nooooo, you had to go and do the Air™ thing:-(
Steve, this is a machine I cannot use. For starters, I don't need thin, I need small. I need bounce-resistance (speed bumps and motorways) and I need crush-resistance (as I get kicked out of the conference room again and hastily stuff reports and coiled cables into my already overstuff laptop bag).
So where does that leave me...
I need a new laptop with an optical drive, an ethernet, an intel processor and a 12" form-factor. I need it soon, so if I can't get a 12" Powerbook, what are my options? I may actually have to shudder switch to a PC and go with a Dell or a Toshiba...
Well, I'm glad I'm not the only consultant out there to get into trouble with Tagged.com. The more I look, the more I find people sharing similar experiences
So here's a public service anouncement.
If you're pissed off at receiving the damn emails, why not threaten, or at least hurl abuse at, the VCs behind tagged.com? Here are some bits to get you started:
| Phone: | (650) 854-5560 |
| Address: | Mayfield Fund |
| 2800 Sand Hill Road, Suite 250 | |
| Menlo Park, CA 94025 | |
| Fax: | (650) 854-5712 |
| Emails: | info@mayfield.com |
| busplans@mayfield.com | |
| kramani@mayfield.com |
enjoy :-)
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So it's Red Nose Day again:-) Clemmie had to go to school in big clothes today. I think that means wearing my shirt so we'll see how that works out. In the mean time Clem asked me to wear these noses.
(the bike is curently wearing the smaller stick-on variety)
So I got the Greenpeace spoof site link on Viralmonitor this morning. Lovely idea, it'll be interesting to see if, and how fast Apple comes down hard on it. Just in case, I've grabbed their home page. If you click on the smaller image below you'll get a full-size screengrab.
The site is surprisingly deep, and this being the era of value co-creation, Greenpeace is collaborating with its supporters. The user-generated section allows the visitor to design t-shirts, write an alternative Steve speech and design the obligatory television commercial using existing greenpeace footage.
Very nice work, am off to put words in Steve's mouth...
Tags: greenmyapple, apple, greenpeace
One of the guys in strategy just sent this around. Apparently the Masturbathon is to support the Marie Stopes reproductive health charity.
They're absolutely serious and go into some detail about the logistics:
Once you have checked in your belongings please find your place in the relevant area for you. There are four main areas: The Comfort area, Women only area, Men only area and a mixed area. The areas are separated and you will not be able to view single-gender areas from the mixed area. We recommend that you spend some time in the Comfort area, which is a no masturbation zone, to acclimatise and get comfortable before proceeding to one of the other rooms.
The style inside is a comfortable Moroccan theme with plenty of pillows and recliner cushions. There will be relaxing music and plenty of visual stimulation to help you get in the mood. The environment is clean and padded with places to lie back all around the room. There are individual cubicles for those who prefer privacy. Fresh disposable paper sheets will be available for every participant. So will extra batteries and plenty of ID Lubricants.
Goodness:-)
Just moderated a talk over at the Lecture List. The event is called Tsunami +200 days and looks worth a look.
Shivrenda Sharma, Director of PlaNet Finance India will highlight the role of microfinance in long-term community building in the Tsunami affected areas in South Asia.
PlaNet Finance an NGO based in France with offices in the UK, will be holding an event on the Monday the 28th November from 5.30pm-8pm at the Freshfields Bruckhaus Deringer Law Firm, 65 Fleet Street. London.
A family friend, Lauren Ingram has set up a fund to help with the relief work. She's focusing on collecting smaller amounts of money and quickly distributing it to the right people on the ground using an extensive network of trusted local contacts.
She is keeping a blog her progress.
If you'd like to send cash in the knowledge it will go straight to the front line, here are Jim Ingram's (Lauren's dad) instructions:
If you would like to contribute to Lauren and Tamur's 'fund', please make a check out to Dr. Tamur Mueenuddin, mail it to me at James E. Ingram 3036 Cambridge Place, NW, Washington, DC 20007 and I will deposit it to a separate account set up at CitiBank here in the US.
Tom Hough recently commented on an older post about BT.
As with a lot of the “enraged mutton” posts, it was a bit of a venting session, but I’ll reprint the BT phone number here. I can’t garantee it’s still live, but here goes nothing;-)
…a very nice lady called Alita calls you and gives you a phone number (an 0800 number no less) that gets you straight through to customer care—no queue, no delay, no option-3, just straight through to the nice lady.
So got a problem with BT? Need to vent? Here’s the number:
0800 800 871
That ends this public service announcement…
Wow, I thought I'd be playing with RC5 for a while before getting the final release but no, the real thing is here. Go grab yourself a copy
With the long list of recent launch disappointments (with iPhone 3G by far the smelliest) I gotta say, Six Apart have not only delivered a hugely improved product (faster, more features) but a whole new license structure.
The new licenses are very much value co-creation engines. In a nutshell, let the mass of small businesses and bloggers use all the variations and toys for free, let them build on them, change them, and if they manage to scrape some revenue out of their enterprise, then ask them to buy services (primarily the excellent support) and pay for a commercial license.
I am very, very impressed and will be upgrading all my installations immediately. Great work 6A:-)

Way hey! 8 minutes 43 seconds for an all-template all-entry total rebuild. My guess is this could be further optimized by redoing my templates (still using the 3.33 ones) and turning off a few templates that don't really need a refresh every time.
Considering the size of Donkey's database, the fact that it's being published to three parallel blogs (multiple template mappings for shufflebox, list apart and current) this is beginning to look really good, so congrats to everyone involved:-)
Well I've been running the iPhone plugin for movable type for a while now but had never used it in anger.
So I'm sending this entry as a test.
Fingers crossed:-)
Disclamer: We've had a bit of an ongoing debate on this one with Anil fanning the flames as he tries to support the MT cause. I should disclose that I'm a member of the Six Apart Professional Network and also a 6A partner for the Paris office just so's you know...
While I'm a long-time Movable Type fan and user, I remember the first time time I installed Wordpress. What a treat, the thing was completely painless and took no time at all. I was way impressed and have been since. Added to functionality, the open-source community around Wordpress has spawned a huge templating and design resource with hundreds of very high-quality designs for the lay blogger to chose from. In fact, for many a year I considered switching to Wordpress and was only prevented by the thought of having to maintain security on a php installation and how I would handle any serious load should one of my client's projects really take off.
Now I've pretty much stopped worrying about this in much the same way as I've given up on the flash/no-flash, mac/pc, tomato/tomahhto arguments—they seem a bit pointless and on average both options/solutions have their merits.
I had an experience of doing some migration and configuring last night which brought to light some issues I hadn't yet come across in any Wordpress v. Movable Type discussions. I was trying to replicate behaviours from an MT installation into a series of WP ones and came across the following difficulties where Wordpress let me down:
Before the WPfanboys jump on me, YES, I understand there are workarounds, upgrades, plugins and other fixes to the above and of course I'm going to struggle working in an environment that isn't my first choice. I simply wanted to list these experiences as I hadn't seen them outlined anywhere else.

9 minutes and 22 seconds to rebuild Donkey. That feels pretty slow and this is on 4.2 release-candidate 2. The same site on MT3.36 on the same box with the same DBserver rebuilds in 7 minutes 28 seconds.
My guess is that I should bin all the templates and rebuild from scratch. As it stands today, I migrated the 3.36 database that the site currently lives in over to 4.2rc2 lock stock and barrell without doing any pruning beforehand. Next experiment will be recreating the site from scratch.
So it's a good thing Maarten is running a training session on template optimisation today :-)
(I should add that the migration from 3.36 to 4.2 is completely painless and largely automatic. The issue on the table with 4.2 is what the Six Apart site describes as "raw performance" hence my test above)
Well, I'm going on hols with Nicki and the bairn-gang for a week and have decided to not bring my powerbook.
I'll be back monday week and then off to seed08 in Chicago for three days. Suggestions for places to work, drink and play in C welcome. Any ideas about getting pay-as-you-go sim cards for the iPhone in the States would be also helpful :-)
A little confused by the implementations of permissions in MT41 -- Are these 'permission tokens', fragments of data that exist independently of the user-object? I mean I get it that:
user + blog + role = permission
but how does this interface (or datastructure?) express nested permissions? Or in other words, shouldn't the "moderator" role for user = James be superceded by his "administrator" role?
New stuff from 6A is usually rock solid so I'm guessing there's a valid reason for the above...
Hey, we've just had a long and very informative post from Matt, a Luton-based Openreach engineer. I hope this really is an engineer speaking and not some perverse item from a 'guerilla marketing' agency subverting from within. He describes some real horror stories, if you're interested in the BT thing it's well worth a read:
I was on a fault last week and the customer drop-wire from the pole to the house was rubbing through trees so I replaced it only to get a phone call the next day from my manager asking why I hadn't charged the customer as the trees were on his property--this is the level that they are stooping to.
Do they care? This thing has been simmering for a while now, I wonder at what point a BT pr person is going to chime in?
So hopefully by now you will have noticed the in-your-face red stripe at the top of the page and made a note of my new number (07515661655).
So I can take it down and resume normal service.
Good to see Serge the Concierge doing his bit to promote the Alex James talk on Thursday.
Remember, get those cheese names to Billy before midnight tomorrow to grab your tickets:-)
If you get an email with a subject something like "[New Challenges] Soandso has Tagged you! :)" delete it quickly. I can't say for sure whether the company (tagged.com) is the next generation of sploggers or spammers gone social or if what happened to me this morning was just a cock-up on my part.
So I got the email this morning. As I follow Web2.0 stuff as part of my job I tend to register for everything to see what's what...
...at which point everyone in my gmail address book receives a "you've been tagged" email. This is great, I of course relish the chance to be incredibly rude to friends and strangers alike while looking completely stupid at the same time.
As Tim said in his angry response "Dug, this is a terrible service". Tim, I couldn't agree more.
And finally, dear gmail address book folk, sorry about my invading your inbox this morning:-(
This is great: free server monitoring - check your dedicated or virtual server uptime and get notifications for free - servermojo.com!
I guess now all those folk paying millions for 99% uptime might get a refund;-)
(via: monkchips)
If you're a regular donkey reader please ignore this post.
If on the other hand, you're looking for the Tullo Marshall Warren blog, TMWblogs.com has moved. The domain is being transfered to TMW and the TMW ideas blog is now live at its new home:
If something isn't behaving as expected please do leave a comment below and we'll look into it, thanks.
Safe???!! WTF does that mean?!! This from the Flickr help files:
My account has been reviewed as safe. What does that mean?
Having a "safe" account means that you are good at moderating your own content. Awesome!
"Good at moderating your own content" wow that sounds creepy. I hate it when I read something like this that intellectually I know is right but somewhere hidden at the back there's a little alarm bell that goes off... Now if I could only work out what it was.
One of the Flickr posters in my contacts has had a lot of grief with her regular readers complaining that they could no longer see her pictures. I've been doing a little reading ever since I became a libellous Flickr user (can you libel someone in an email address? I'm sure there's a precendent out there...) and you know, this Flickr content filter thing is really getting up my nose.
Anyway, am not liking the feeling of being 'handled' this is definitely not the Flickr experience I signed up for.
Total fabulousness, now that's what I call a desktop.
(get yours at shilpa-shetty.com)
Well a bunch of stuff has happened recently and I just noticed that last entry about Universal was my 1000th post! Turns out I've been spewing this nonsense since 2001 so now seemed like a good time for something new.
Normally, I use the blog as a platform to discuss web design, standards and so on, but recently I've been more interested in how the advertising industry is going to adapt to embrace the forces of value co-creation. So I guess that means I'm less fussed about the design and more fussed about the semantics, ie I don't want to spend as much time tweaking the design, and whatever design I settle on either won't be mine, or won't have taken me months of effort to create.
Visitors from A List Apart can still see my positionally-based flexible layout and more recent visitors wanting to discuss the relative merits of my shufflebox design concept can still get to my first attempt at a complete shufflebox page but for everyone else, I'm going to start playing with plain old default templates and a bunch of designs taken from The Style Contest. Incidentally, if you're an MT user wondering how to access the stylecontest templates, all you need to do is paste the url "http://www.thestylecontest.com/designs/" into the StyleCatcher window--beautifully simple:-)
Finally, as Movetype default templates don't have a standardised template credit, here is some template link love: this blog currently using the style Kiss 82 (as in keep it simple stupid) from Oinam
Well well well, Movabletype now uses the arrival of spam to trigger its scheduled publishing events. It's quite a neat idea using the inevitable flow of spam to trigger events that once required a cron-job.
(you can still use a cron if you want to)
Well, I've been thinking about finding a low cost CMS that has both good static page management and nice blogging tools like Movabletype and have looked at a number of options.
If it's important to stay with static page publishing for scaling and server resource reasons and you believe PHP has too high a security maintenance overhead for your project, the options start to become quite limited.
In any case, we're still evaluating a couple of options but in the meantime I set about thinking about how one could customise the Movabletype interface in such a way as to integrate static page handling. I set myself a number of requirements:
So I'm working on an idea. I've created a new data type, the 'static page'. In MT-speak, it is the same object as an entry, but with a few more properties. It has the following additional attributes:
The idea behind describing pages this way is to make them similar to entries. This way users familiar with the concepts of creating new entries and associating categories to them might not freak out at the idea of creating new static pages and assigning a parent to them.
By the same token, if you're familiar with the behaviour of the "entries" function, you'll probably be happy with a "pages" function (one lists all entries, the other all static pages).
So I've got a new object, now how do I manipulate the hierarchical tree of page nodes? What interface do I use to manipulate the relationships between pages?
Well, here's a theory: you use the same interface Movabletype provides to manipulate hierarchical lists of categories. Now, hold on there, I know I've said before that I hate this interface and yes, I still think it's unfeasibly clunky and unintuitive (sorry Ben, no offence intended), but it exists!
This means I can grab much of the source code and javascript and, more importantly, the poor users who have struggled to learn the category interface won't have to learn a new one, they can just use their existing skills to manipulate these new features.
Here's how the "manage static pages" screen might look (click for a bigger version) sorry about the crap graphic quality, had to do this in a hurry, will correct details on images asap:
And here are some close-ups of the new attributes being selected. In this case, the user is creating a new page about leaflets in the "publications" section. The page is a child of "publications" and becomes a sibling of "essays" and "white papers":
The page type is selected (in this case a standard page):

And finally, the user chooses her pre-prepared templates to associate with the new page. In this example, an admin has created a template expressly for the new publications section:

The "adding a static page" screen would look very similar to the existing "new entry" screen, also reusing as much code as possible:
Has anyone out there been working on anything similar? Feel free to chime in.
Tags: movabletype, Movable Type, Movable-Type, Blog, Blogs, Plugin, Plugins
Been meaning to have a play with this javascript slider. Oh, and the individual templates are broken while I try and fix comments...
Just got this from Flickr...
You may have heard on the grapevine that we planned to reward our dear Flickr members who bought a Pro Account in the early days. Well, it's true! And since you're one of those lovely people, here's a little something to say YOU ROCK!
- Double what you paid for! Your original 1 year pro account has been doubled to 2 years, and your new expiry date is Jan 4, 2007.
- More capacity! Now you can upload 2 GB per month.
- 2 free Pro Accounts to give away to your friends! This won't be activated for a day or two, but when it is, you'll see a note on your home page telling you what to do.
Thank you so much for putting your money where your mouth is and supporting us, even while we're in beta. Your generosity and cold, hard cash helped us get where we are today.
Kind regards,
The Flickreenies.
Goodness;-) The extra year sure is swell. Anyone need a free Pro account?
You know, I put that calendar up there on the right because I could. I mean when I moved to Movabletype, the calendar seemed fun and possibly useful.
I'm beginning to think it's not a terribly useful navigation device, but have you ever noticed the patterns? There's a relationship between how you feel, how often and when you post, and the actual pattern of orange dots on the calendar. Not sure what this means, but I like it:-)
Jay Allen has just posted a link to the new Six Apart Guide to fighting comment spam over at Movabletype.
Hi All, DavidW sent a message 'round with some thoughts on the Dixons delivery screen. Metrics are indicating this step in the purchase process triggers lots of abandoned baskets.
Here is the current basket delivery step screen (click to enlarge):
What bits stand out as particularly wrong?
Here's a suggested fix:
And here's what it looks like if you stretch the window to accommodate the whole interface:
What do you guys reckon? Leona? Mohammed?
The ever-groovy Mark (@redeye) links to this funky service. I've just received my D from Twitter and apparently it will take " Mr. Tweet would take roughly 4.4 days to be ready to serve you. We know this sounds long, and we are working hard to speed things up!" so lessee now...
The Slideshare link
Community-based websites: the effectiveness of engagement and Interaction? There is still a real opportunity for them to be a leader using a community-based solution. How long will these community-based solutions continue to be effective?
Since about 2005 I've been getting a steadily increasing demand for sites that build, support or promote community. I was surprised by the above question as it was beginning to feel like pretty much every brand out their had gotten on the bus with varying degrees of commitment and success.
If you rephrase your question slightly:
"What can my client do with interactive technologies to increase value co-creation and engagement?"
If the creation of social capital and the building of a value co-creation network become core business objectives then the worth of community-based efforts becomes self-evident.
A community can rally around an issue (changing legislation, agreeing safety standards for toys) or a task (designing the Lego Mindstorm, pushing GM towards sustainability) and collectively generate solutions. The alternative is a network of business development types driving around the country in cars. I gotta say, I like the website option better.
Please take note of Stephen's point about commitment. A thriving community does require investment in capital, in time, in risk management. Make sure you factor these issues into your planing.
> B to B is typically not a great area for community
I just wanted to add a comment about Tom's point above.
I have recently implemented "group pages" that allow insurance advisers to ask each other questions in a private, branded area. The service is hosted by the underwriting insurance company.
Here's what the value-map looks like:
1 - Each advisor builds her knowledge and feels more competent as a result of participating (similar to what we are doing here)
2 - The system reduces the number of calls to the underwriters which means they get more done in a day (their days become more valuable)
Created social capital:
The partner advisers deepen their engagement with the underwriting company. The experience of dealing with this company as opposed to one that doesn't provide this service is such that over time the business relationship is stronger (ie sales increase)
It's always worth trying to quantify this value when deciding what to build.
I'm developing a methodology to map the co-creation of value by customers onto the traditional human-centred design assets we already use. I'm not sure where that's going to end up. Should I start another agency? (still a little sobered after the Pumpernickle experience) or do i just use this as a consultant, bringing the techniques to my day-to-day work?
In the meantime, feel free to ring me on 07515 661655 if you're a product owner and are trying to understand how value co-creation can impact your business requirement choices.
This is what it means for old spice
Everybody loved it; those videos and 74 more made so far today have now been viewed more than 4 million times and counting. The team worked for 11 hours yesterday to make 87 short videos, that's just over 7 minutes per video
Hi,
I've spent a few minutes looking at a typical user flow from the point of view of a comparison shopper and wanted to share some thoughts based on landing pages. In this case Washing machines
A user lands on a generic listing page of relevant products which succeeds in the first golden rule--answer the question!
Some thoughts I had for the future, maybe in conjunction with a MVT integration, would be to make the page stickier for comparison shoppers and provide more reasons to purchase with {brand} and not another site.
Whilst most shoppers may compare by price alone, it's worth considering other emotions involved in the buying psyche.
Beyond these fairly simple quick wins, I've listed a few ideas for landing pages which may be worth considering as you see fit.
Just a few more observations, please use as you feel appropriate--you now the business better than I.
Darren
The daddy, Groupon, trading since 2008
Groupola, one of the many copycat services (note even the video copy and content is virtually identical)
A bunch of group buying sites have started and failed but Groupon's particular mix has struck a chord and it doesn't look like they're going anywhere soon.
Interesting vid of my old boss talking about a theme we uncovered in a "what's next" project.
The first 5 minutes are rough going but when he defines "life with impermanence" in terms of three service design prompts "mesh, morph & swarm" it gets really interesting (also, knowing what came before, it's really interesting to see how he synthesizes across industries, audiences, needs etc--he does a really good job of defining a vision for potential change. I'm less bought into the idea of creating a "vocabulary" to spread the word in a corp. environment but nice work).
At Vodafone I worked on a number of transactional prototypes based on the "impermanence" concepts and while these may seem a bit wanky fartsy bollocks they're actually happening all around us and will increasingly colour how we compete in the marketplace.
If our ecommerce platform used mesh thinking we might be completely distributed across Europe and be resilient enough to withstand peak without going belly up.
If our website architectures were based on swarm thinking we could be adapting in real time, from displaying products or groups of product areas on the basis of local, current needs and be more likely to convert some of the huge numbers of Currys visitors.
Actually, I'm hoping the Rich Relevance dynamic product recommendations we're testing in January will take us a little bit closer to a swarm-driven experience.
Also, re new stuff, if we experiment with ways to involve the crowd and the cloud in merchandising (group buying, price negotiation and transparency, individual deal structures etc) we could probably do worse that thinking along the lines of the Mechanical Turk (imagine the Turk scanning for price matches and returning value estimates of the items customers propose for swap or part exchange--could be very cool).
(for those that are curious I've uploaded the PDF of the "themes for 2012" document that was our team's contribution to "life with impermanence")
I had an idea to increase promotional aspects of the sites.
We could set up a COP for each staff member with a short into introducing their Christmas Wish list.
Allow each staff member to add any products they wish to their page.
Allow them to promote it anyway they wish; Facebook, Twitter, Word of mouth.
The winner is the staff member who can promote and make the most money through the site.
James has a great new post on the management of innovation in business and the obsession with the new. He calls it Shiny Shiny Syndrome
Companies and brands who in the morning were waterboarding their above-the-line media agencies in a vat of latte to drive their TV spots harder, spent the afternoon launching an application into the AppStore, ignoring the fact that none of their customers own, or maybe have even heard of, an iPhone.
I'll keep that in mind next time someone asks me when we launch our iPhone app...
Thinking some Hemel Visual and UX folk might enjoy designjamlondon.eventbrite.com tickets go on sale at 13:00 today (in 6 minutes)
Are you guys already familiar with De Bono's "6 Thinking Hats"? The process is great for brainstorming, ideation etc, particularly when you get all participants to wear each hat in turn. Loved this graphic i found on Flickr.
Worth a Google search if you're into new concept development:-)
Seeing this makes me think that, firstly there may be a few too many people on the planet and secondly that there is a lot of roads going nowhere.
(Indices from H&FJ's fabulous Whitney font)
OK so here's the deal. We've had a font made for us and it's far from complete. We have no tabular numerals, I doubt we have ligatures and I've even heard that the inch symbol is missing, which is funny given that we set a lot of type about screen sizes.
So I thought we'd have a competition.
This is open to anyone who works at Dixons Retail.
There will be prizes. First , young and old, Dixons folk or not. There will be prizes (1
Didar Zowghi from the University of Technology in Sydney writes:
Errors in requirements specifications can have a major impact on software costs. One estimate given states that 40% of requirements need rework during the course of the software development project
In our case, that means that:
We could probably refine that to
Download the Zowghi report (a bit dry but highlights the issues around requirements engineering)
Really interesting article on the Google un-design process by the guy who writes on design for Fast Company:
The chief mandate of design thinking is empathy -- and I'm pretty sure Google's engineers didn't have too much empathy for all those over the age of 28 who don't find it all that useful to have their eyes assaulted by information they weren't looking for in the first place.
Which brings me to my last point. Testing can only tell you so much -- and it often only reveals that people only like things that are similar to what they've had before. But brilliant design solutions convert people over time, because they're both subtle and ground breaking.
This is really tricky. I love Google's design and mostly agree with the testing process. That said, I also love Apple and agree with Steve (who in paraphrasing Henry Ford) states that had he asked his customers what they really wanted they would have said a smaller portable CD player.
Design today benefits from our understanding of how people think about the world (6 hats etc.) and codesign and collaborative ideation are a vital part of successful product design. While that's true, we tend to forget that ideation techniques provide the raw materials for a design solution but not the solution itself.
In the context of interactive design or information architecture, the discovery and research phase exposes levers that an information model can pull on but it doesn't give us the model. The choices about structure, connections and relationships needs to come from the creative thinker.
OK, I'm rambling now 'cause I didn't sleep much last night. Jim Coudal does a great talk on the creative moment based on a game born in the toilets of his studio in Chicago. (see booking bands)
Or "have scent" in the words of Jared Spool
In the article he mentions Are Halland's Cores and Paths methodology:
The idea is brilliantly simple: First, you have a core. This could be content, a feature, functionality, or even a work flow. Find what that is and design it first. Note that in doing this you necessarily have to get clarity from stakeholders and from the project team as to what it is that you should focus on.
And of course, how 37Signals keeps the stink levels up while copy-fitting
This from Techcrunch on e-commerce
When it comes to e-commerce there is a general understanding that Europe by far is not as advanced as the US. Sometimes you even hear that Europe is several months or even years behind. This might not actually be entirely true. Maybe a better question to ask should be: are these two big markets even comparable?

Dunno but the chart suggests one possible reason our Nordic businesses do so well:-)
"Recently, A/B testing has come under (unjust) criticism from different
circles on the Internet. Even though this criticism contains some
relevant points, the basic argument against A/B testing is flawed. It
seems to confuse the A/B testing methodology with a specific
implementation of it (e.g. testing red vs. green buttons and other
trivial tests). Let's look at different criticisms that have surfaced on
the Web recently and see why they are unfounded."
http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2010/08/26/in-defense-of-a-b-testing/
Great article on some simple steps to optimising a site for best possible conversion, including user testing, email subject lines, MVT and for clarity.
http://www.conversion-rate-experts.com/sunshine-case-study/
http://developer.wolframalpha.com/widgets/gallery/search/?query=web
Might be useful in web analytics:
http://developer.wolframalpha.com/widgets/gallery/view.jsp?id=a34e1ddbb4d329167f50992ba59fe45a
Or something for fun!
http://developer.wolframalpha.com/widgets/gallery/view.jsp?id=92af93f73faf3cefc129b6bc55a748a9
Does the prettiness of your website effect customers perception of your prices. In short yes.
This thinking goes against every tissue of my fibre, but seeing it in reality, its interesting that sites which are less design orientated have a huge following and enviable conversion rates.
An example of this was in my previous role where an xml partner had large booking figures and looked like it had been designed by your 5 year old nephew. http://www.smoothhound.co.uk/
Couple of article's that cover the main points:
http://blog.kissmetrics.com/ugly-websites/
http://conversionvoodoo.com/blog/2010/04/increase-your-conversion-rate-by-making-your-site-uglier/
I just recently discovered this website on my virtual travels. The design's pretty sweet, and it uses a lot of interesting jQuery and CSS functions (it's overkill in places). But the most impressive thing about the site, to me at least, is the fact it's valid script.
Certainly not a huge deal, but seeing so many sites trying new techniques and compromising their standards it was nice to catch one that sorted both out.
Je trouve quand même étonnant que le dico internaute propose une définition du verbe "blackbouler" sans en expliquer l'étymologie anglaise.
Le mot vient de l'anglais "black ball". Cela viens d'une façon de voter dans les associations privée où l'on admettais ou rejetais un candidat en déposant sa bille dans un chapeau. On avait le choix d'une bille blanche ou—pour rejeter le candidat—une bille noire (black ball)
The problem would appear to be the small issue of the fraction in the fractional reserve system or in other words, the difference between the amount of real money the US government has to hand and the amount of monopoly money created by the banking system
From goldmoney.com
The key point of Russell's essay can be summed up in the following paragraph: "I say fantasy because the central banks are able to create money at will, with no discipline to stop them. This I believe - is immoral, even evil. The current system allows a central bank to create money out of nothing - whereas I and my fellow Americans have to work for that same money."
This process of creating "money out of nothing" is made possible by fractional reserve banking. As its name implies, banks keep a reserve, i.e., assets, for only part of their liabilities. For that portion for which they don't keep a reserve, they can create money (i.e., bank liabilities) out of nothing.
I've been trying to catch up on the fractional-reserve system and make my own mind up where I stand on it. Tricky really as aggressive growth does look good when it works...
While wikipedia often fails in the accuracy stakes, its talk pages are a great window into the sides of a particular issue. The wikipedia talk page on the FRS is just that.
Frankly, it's easy for me to go to washington and be somewhat divorced from people's day to day challenges
--John McCain 9/11/08
Is this being taken out of context or are we witnessing the birth of a new teflon don?
This just in from Billy:
Finally, Kiloh discovered that Boris's full name is Boris de Pfeffel Johnson so we came up with an ad campaign based on the Dr. Pepper approach: 'Boris de Pfeffel, what's the worst that could happen?'
Doctor Pfeffel, I like it :-)
I love it that The Lecture List is still running (thank you thank you Chris) and that people are still posting this kind of event: Did we really land on the Moon?
In this talk, using real Apollo video footage and a series of simple demonstrations, we will take a closer look at the science behind "moon hoax" claims, and ask whether we really did land on the Moon.
Well, I don't know about you but I'd sure like to find out :-)
Complete Video of the SIPA-World Leaders Forum with the President of Iran from the Columbia World Leaders Forum
Apparently the campus got pretty heated but ultimately everyone did the right thing...
This just in via twitter+gtalk:
twitter: bbcvideo: Hundreds of people in Peru are reported to be feeling sick after an object from space crashed to Earth. http://tinyurl.com/2kp6er
...I have four fivers in my wallet. When was the last time anyone actually had one--let alone four--fivers in their wallet?!
You know, I was gonna comment on the Skype blog Heartbeat (no, not on the bit where if they had decided to use computers equipped with a proper operating system their crash and subsequent total meltdown wouldn't have happened in the first place) (and no, not on the bit where for the same reason they can't manage a reliable single-customer view grrrr) no, I was going to comment on the email I received earlier today:
As a goodwill gesture to all you faithful Skype Pro, Skype Unlimited, SkypeIn or Skype Voicemail customers, we're adding an additional seven days to your current subscription, free of charge. And even if you didn't miss out on using Skype last week - you can still have a week free on Skype, on the house!
So my first reaction is that
But then I thought to myself, you just nicked the nine quid I had in my account three weeks ago. True, you did explain that you had to, and you did make it theoretically easy for me to protect my dosh while giving me ample and repeated fair warning.
But you know what, if you clean out the balance in your customer's accounts that's all they're gonna see.
Come on, this is sooooo not a modern approach to marketing. Your empty gesture has left me with exactly the same balance I had just before your meltdown--zero.
Niklas Zennström, you're a smart guy, my guess is you can do a lot better (and you can start by giving me my money back)
Do you work in an office? Look around your floor, on any given day, how many of those sharp-suited and VO5-ed younger people are interns. Or roughly, what percentage of your co-workers are contractors, interns, apprentices or full time employees?
This is a poster for a big French building society which is blowing it's trumpet and claiming that its employment practises are going to build a richer, healthier, more stable society.
The claim that they are so proud of is that last year they signed up more long-term interns (under-paid, over-qualified young people who work without job security sometimes in rolling internships that can last years) than they did full-time employees.
Last year the bank took on almost twenty-thousand cubicle-fillers of which only seven-thousand got a full-time contract. And they're proud of this!
Talk about legislation back-firing. The charges sociales imposed by the French government have created a company culture where the long term strategy is to shift all risk on to individual contractors and get rid of all employees.
Can you say sustainable?
Supporters like Loic are pleased as punch about Sarko, but it'll be interesting to see if he can make any kind of difference to this. Being a card-carrying member of La Gauche Antilibérale I am naturally suspicious of big business and my guess is now that they have collectively tasted freedom from any kind of social responsibility it seems unlikely they will return to the old days.
mmm not sure what's going on here... why does the guy who reads the weather on RAI Uno wear a military uniform?
Terrible pictures but astonishing transport system. The docking kiosk allows individual or subscription payments using your oyster card--get out of the metro and hop on one of these:-)
So you know how us whitey westerners travel in the tight confines of buses trains and tubes? You know how the position of a foot or a leg, the degree of but-brush and so on can really make a difference in the personal-space stakes?
Well, I had a first on Wednesday's eurostar, a women drooled on me;-) We were sittin there all prim and propper, each trying to pretend the other didn't exist until I felt her go all loose and flop over...
No biggie of course, it's just I was a little surprised, I've had a jillion guys spilling into my personal space, mostly by accident but also by dogged territorial nastiness, but it's never happened with a woman.
Good to see Serge the Concierge doing his bit to promote the Alex James talk on Thursday.
Remember, get those cheese names to Billy before midnight tomorrow to grab your tickets:-)
You know, Billy and I have been really struggling to keep The Lecture List afloat for some time now, and we're doing it because we believe in it (the problem of course is it's impossible to get funding for a thing with no revenue stream...)
Anyway, people keep signing up and we know a bunch of people use it which is of course great. I mention this because every now and then (like when Billy got very drunk and bought Madona's tights) something fun happens that gives us a wee boost.
One such boost came our way just now when we were shopping for stuff for Clementine's birthday treasure hunt in Ceret and Billy checked his mail in the local internet café. To cut a long ramble short, Alex James told Ohna, Billy's wife that we could have some tickets to a thing he's doing next week and we just got confirmation from the publisher that it was OK to offer the tickets as a competition on the Lecture List.
So there you go, if you want some tickets, get yourself over to the Lecture List and answer the question:-)
Alex James | a bit of a blur is at Blackwells next week. The competition for free tickets is on the home page
Billy claims that Issy-Les-Moulineaux is the star of a famous example in pragmatics.
Of course, in classic Billy form he hasn't actually told me what the example was. Is this a test of my Googling skills?
Her name will forever live on in the halls of justice for her victory in the landmark Supreme Court case Marshall v. Marshall, which struck a blow for the rights of millions of young widows of elderly billionaire husbands.
From Jon Swift: Anna Nicole Smith: America's Princess Di
(Thanks James)
Total fabulousness, now that's what I call a desktop.
(get yours at shilpa-shetty.com)
So Chirac's dream of a 'French perspective' on world news has finally launched. Part of me sniggers but fair enough, why should CNN and BBC24 get all the coverage... For the launch the channel commissioned some animated ads. The concept is the same as the old Guardian ads that used the line "get the whole picture" (remember the one with the skinhead running) but they're quite heavy-handed. The one above is different, the balance of story, visual (you can feel the smile when the kid kicks the ball) and music work well, and the emotional content does resonate (what boy hasn't had a similar day-dream). Is it a French perspective... dunno, I guess the kid is Vietnamese but what is F24 saying exactly, pick your post-colonial nightmare? Still, beautiful little film.
Just got this in the mail--sounds good in a kind of burning-man kind of way...
It's amazing what you find on the shelves at Tesco. For starters, "security protected?" I wonder if the guy putting that sticker on the box saw the movie... And how the hell did they get Tarantino to approve the game (I mean what's the gameplay, sit and watch your mate bleed to death for eight hours?).
Clem has been busy blocking out her Halloween costume. I'm a bit amazed, she drew the hat, the skirt and the cape and is now working with her nanny to make the costume. I've seen an early attempt and it looks just like her drawings... Of course I quite like the idea of her in the RAF air cadets but I guess dads don't get everything they wish for ;-)
Well it used to be Big Oil or Big Business but we really are seeing the emergence of Big Copyright
Ohna's award-winning short film has been pulled by Google because of an automated copyright alert. This smells exactly the same as Google's ongoing mistreatment of the little guy. The same rules apply: justice cannot be applied by formula or filter. Unless each case is handled (note 'hand' as in 'human') individually by a trained adjudicator a never ending stream of injustice ensues.
I suggest Google work out how to pay for this adjudication service soon as sooner or later they're going to need a new business model...
Ohna reports:
Yesterday our short film SON was taken off YouTube's screening room because someone at Paramount Pictures copyright police company decided that maybe we had used some footage from Son Of Rambow. Whoever made this decision had obviously not watched the film as SON is obviously all original footage and in fact the only ressemblance to Paramount's film is the word SON in the title and the fact that there is a young boy in the cast. Despite the obvious blunder Paramount are making no effort to remedy the situation by removing their notice from YouTube and by doing so are damaging our reputation and possibly causing us loss of income.
The woman could use some words of support. Go comment on her post
And if you are aware of similar events, make you register each and every case with the EFF's chilling effects website.
Ohna's film Son won best UK short film at Edinburgh last month and now the picture is being featured on the YouTube Screening Room and hey I'm impressed :-)
Click on the pic above or on the Paypal button below to make a donation to the Ohna's film fund and download a handy iPod/iTouch mpeg file (make sure you click on "Return to Sister Films" to get your download link).
Nice one Ohna :-)
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Clementine has been learning to write these past few years and I was buying stamps at a stationners in Farnham when I came across this pen. I first heard it mentioned by Richard Binder and since then have thought it would make a great addition for Clem. She's visiting her Nan right now but I'll present it when she gets back (with "Clemmie" on the cap, not "Thomas" of course).
It's slightly tricky, Jed--my dad--is a talented calligrapher and I can manage some fluid strokes myself when I need to. The temptation is to try and get Clem writing like I was taught in school (in France we were taught 'joined-up' writing from the get-go using the the redoutable "Stypen" best known for leaving puddles of ink everywhere) but that's exactly what my dad tried to do and it got me in a bit of muddle on the handwriting front...
So I'm going to bite my lip for now and help her with her non-cursive letterforms:-)
So Charlotte wants me to spread the web2 love re ex-classmate Dirk Blackman's new production Outlander and why not? (that's our in-house Viking Haldane on the big-boy climbing frame over there on the left for our family readers)
As Eva Metalios puts it:
Subject: Fw: Dirk needs our help
Hey all -
After working in the Sisyphean task of being a writer in LA for over two decades, and the three year odyssey that OUTLANDER took to actually be made, the movie our friend Dirk Blackman (Columbia class of '85) authored with his partner and the project's director Howard McCain, is coming out. It is a sci-fi take on the Beowulf legend, nach.C'mon, we are talking Dirk here. This is not
your daddy's Viking movie.
And Charlotte makes the point
Douglas,
the Norway thing, the Columbia thing, the media thing...
Well, yes, she's got a point I guess (and only Charlotte and my mother can get away with calling me Douglas).
The Norway thing huh? well we named our boy Haldane in an attempt to ping him into investigating his Norse roots... He is named after King Healfdene (lit. "half-dane") whose name has survived from myth into modern Danish under the popular form Halfdan
I initially wanted to call Hal Healfdene but worrying got the better of me and in the end I didn't want to relive a boy named Sue so tried to anglicise it some. We could have gone with Haldan, also in use in modern Danish but in the end we settled on Haldane (also good because it's a Scottish name).
Oh, right, back to the link love;-)
Judging from the amount of traffic already generated, Dirk's project doesn't need any help but I liked Eva's closer make the Weinstein Company to feel the noise. Take that Harvey!
I've been trying to get Nick interested in personal branding after listening to @garyvee at Seed3. Gary made a bunch of interesting points and got me thinking about how Nick should develop on her work so far as a journalist. The woman has huge amounts of life experience and when fueled, can tell many an exotic tale of Argentinean vineyards, Tuscan raw-food cooking or tea tasting in the Indian Ocean...
Tim says
...and translate it into an action model for your personal bottom line--how your brand will generate personal wealth ( Me Inc. ) and how you will create social impact ( Me.org )...
Which really resonated... Does Nick settle on a business partner or employer who can work with her to create value using whatever existing methods they might have in place and picking and choosing from a small selection of Nicki's mojo as required?
Or does she choose to leverage her whole experience and develop on her own, working to distribute her mojo-assets socially to a large audience?
I can't help thinking that option one sounds like a bit of a waste...

Well, actually her first go on the GS was a couple of years ago in a Paddington car-park but today we got her into some jeans and strapped Nicki's old helmet on. We didn't go far as the fun-fair was only a few streets away but she kept her feet on the pegs and held on like a trouper.
Not something I'd want to do again before getting her a proper Clemmie-sized helmet but it's great having the other travel option available.
That, and her driving doggems for the first time and hopefully she's had an interesting evening:-)
Couple of weeks ago I was on hols in Avignon with the whole extended Falby clan and we all wrote games for the evening's entertainment. Margaret, Nicki's mum came up with a devilishly difficult Balderdash (I knew only two of the ten words) and I did a pub-quiz.
Don't know if you've set a pub-quiz before but this was my first go and and was way more difficult than I had anticipated. It's not enough to find things people might not know--you need to try and prevent folk getting bored and you need to make the questions relevant to your audience. In my case I had an audience of three 70-year-olds, three 40-year-olds, two teenagers and Clemmie who is six now and was supposed to be in bed (she helped by numbering the questions and that's her below trying her first diabolo menthe).
Tricky stuff.
At the end of the evening Billy--who knows about these things--reassured me that I had got it about right as the two teams scored better than average but not so much as to make it seem easy.
I'm on the flight back from Chicago listening to Laura Cantrell's version of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald while flying over Lake Erie (which is kinda weird) and was going to do a little work (and write some stuff about Seed) when I found the quiz questions in my bag.
So I thought I'd share them before dropping the sheets in the bin:-)
Well, of course with the interweb y'all have the answers to hand, but (as Barney the Purple Dinosaur would say) it's fun to try and guess them the hard way first...
This just in from Billy:
Finally, Kiloh discovered that Boris's full name is Boris de Pfeffel Johnson so we came up with an ad campaign based on the Dr. Pepper approach: 'Boris de Pfeffel, what's the worst that could happen?'
Doctor Pfeffel, I like it :-)
Hey, Jed's on TV :-)
Helping Clem with her homework. The brief was "what would you do" and the required media was "any" which I felt was vague and demanding for a 5-year-old.
Undaunted, Clemmie wanted to make a film but I had to point out this was going to be a little challenging given the time we had. We ended up with a Keynote file. She made the time machine slide herself and did all the thinking. The words are all hers. My contribution was to suggest a structure and be her dtp operator:-)
The cool bit was watching her work out what was needed both to make her machine (lots of levers) and to actually get to Laura's place. It took a couple of minutes but she eventually worked out she needed to know both a place and a date (the date is spoken to the time machine using the on-board microphone and the map of Wisconsin is included above the catering tray).
Wow, John Hardy and David Coates aren't just medical doctors, they're voice-over artists:-)
John offered me this fantastic arthroscopy footage after my operation. The arthroscope is hooked up to a video encoder which captures live footage for post-operative review. When I first received the disk it was just raw footage. After hearing about the number of arthroscopies on YouTube, John (who is not only a world-leading Orthopaedic surgeon but a painter, internet guru, web marketer and now film editor and voice-over artist) decided to have a go at an edited version.
The result is a complete transformation, a view of the whole op from me on very powerful drugs to the final phases of the joint smoothing, the whole thing narrated by the two doctors.
Oh, and before I forget, John was mortified by my earlier "before and after" pictures. He wanted me to point out that the surgery is very non-invasive and the recovery is usually very speedy. The following shot of my knee was taken roughly two weeks after the operation, the stitches are out and you can barely see the entry wounds:
OK ma p'tite puce je te souhaite bon courage pour ton examen :-) Grosses bises et super-maxi-câlins de ton Papa!
Well, this morning I've noticed a couple:
So Clemmie's cousin Apoa is learning Photoshop in art class:-) Check out this montage she asked Clem to sit for.
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Well, in the end, the damage to the knee was worse than the scans had suggested and the knee arthroscopy took a lot longer than planned.
I had apparently damaged the front of the knee joint by overdoing it on staircases and the overall state of the cartilage and meniscus was pretty poor. The meniscus tear had a horizontal element which was unseen in the MRI scan and took a lot longer to trim.
The primary meniscus tear was a sudden incident. I was behind third base at a TMW softball game and was determined to not let the side down. I never did catch any balls but the stop-start without warm-up took care of the cartilage. Talk about stupid boy, not only was the accident avoidable, but I was busy at work and never took the knee to the doc. I had company health insurance at the time and could have had the whole thing sorted (retro-kicking myself as I write this grrr).
I'm guessing the damaging stair action might have been getting very pissed and lugging an entire photoshoot's worth of lighting and camera gear up to the top of the Positano cliffs (in a oner) from down on the seafront. Lugging Sven's camera gear up to the top-floor studio at Jubilee Place for a year probably didn't help either...
Needless to say, the op was considerably more expensive than I had planned for. Basically, without health insurance and having lost mobility (I had been limping for three weeks) I needed to get it sorted very quickly. As well as the obvious need for going to work, I didn't want the damage to reduce my future mobility and ability to play with Clem and Hal.
The major onset of pain was triggered by teaching Clementine to skateboard. We'd been looking at videos of Tony Alva grinding pools and planning a trip to North London's three decent skateparks. The thought of not being able to share this with her was a real blow:-(
In any case, I'm crossing my fingers that with only three weeks between re-injury and op, I've managed to not grind or scratch the knee too much...
So I've now had the pleasure of being slid into an MRI and in a few minutes, a man called John Hardy (my trusty orthopaedic surgeon) is going to regularise a tear in the meniscus in my right knee (thank you TMW softball).
08:36 scratch that, doc and anesthetist (sp?) have a full-on knee replacement in theatre before me. Will need to wait a bit longer. On the plus side, I should get a DVD from the orthroscope which I will get up on YouTube as soon as poss.
09:16 JH and sleepman David Coates are doing a knee replacement I'm next in the queue.
09:51 anti-embolism stockings. I'm told to treat them like silk stockings
10:47 still no news :-(
Well, shortly before 11:15 David Coates injected me with a quart of martinis. The next thing I remember is having the best n
ap in the recovery room (boy, I'll bet recovery-room staff have got some juicy material for a book) and then Nicki showed up next my bed :-)
Have now seen the physio and am waiting for nurse to redo dressing before heading home.
Thanks to all who tweeted, called and texted the messages really helped.

Not sure how this happened, but I seem to have turned 45 today and Kilohapoabillyohna spotted the event and sent me this lovely card.
Thanks:-)
Well, it's not very Christmassy but Nick was transferring photos and contacts to her new handset and in the process sent me this photograph of Clementine playing in Nicki's wedding outfit. Shame about the item in the background but I love the expression on Clemmie's face, I think we should all feel like that 'round this time of year :-)
(Family thoughts, you tech readers may want to skip this post)
So the rain is damaging down, the best-of-classic-motown cd is skipping like a techno track and I'm looking out the window of the Sancerre onto the Square du Temple. I'm dry, I've just been handed a glass of Brouilly and I caught the last metro before the strike started (at 20h) so all-in-all feeling very relieved.
Wow, the rain is now moving from dismantling to total continental submergence, but the tape has been changed and I'm now listening to Stevie Wonder (the guys at the Sancerre only ever seem to play two tapes... "ma cherrrie amorrr") which is cheering me up some.
Nicki and Haldane and Clementine are back in London at the new house (the last one was "The Yellow House"--don't know what we'll call this one) in Whetstone. I'm missing them already and I've been feeling really protective of Hal and Clemmie ever since the move, watching them soak in the new surroundings and settle into their new rooms.
Clemmie in particular I worry a little about, she comes up with worrying statements which I'm never entirely sure how to evaluate. She is the same age I was when my folks moved from Connecticut to Paris and in the years that followed I was moved from school to school and across a few borders (actually not that many, just Paris to Milan and back to Paris) and I don't remember being that upset by the process. Of course maybe that's a problem in itself, but that's another story. Hopefully the fact that Clementine is staying in the same school should iron out most difficulties.
It looks like we've moved into Budleigh-Salterton-on-Thames. It's a quiet suburban street and neighbours east and west are over 65. Just to rub the point in, a scan with the trusty N95 reveals not a single 802.11 signal (bizarre!) so yeah, hopefully we'll find some locals with kids.
Finally, and so I've got a note of it, the move went great, happened on the 9th November 2007--four very nice men from a company called Ward Thomas:-)
Anyways, the rain is slowing now so I'm going to make a run for it down the Rue des Archives and try and squeeze a little wireframing in before bed.
Well, I didn't have the camera with me but this morning we put the pedals on the bicycle and Clemmie pedaled away. She can ride a bike, yay!
It's great, actually, because I've been feeling a bit like I've been letting the side down in the parenting department. All the travel to France and the doing second projects on weekends means I haven't been able to spend as much time with Clem and Hal as I'd like to. So knowing she can swim a length of the pool no problem and ride a bike makes me feel a bit like I've helped some:-)
Clementine, il s'est passé quelque chose d'abominable aujourd'hui. Je te l'indique ici pour quand tu reliras ces pages, tu t'en souviendras peut etre...
Parmi les Sept Merveilles du monde figurent les jardins suspendus des Batignolles.
Et qu'est ce que j'ai galleré pour le passer, mon bac... (Les perles du bac)
OK so the news late last night was pretty horrific. Yes, we're all setting up barter economies and I've started planting vegetables, but the thing that really did it was the BBC art department.
First, we had the great big red "CRISIS" artwork background, red on white with an extrabold down-arrow extending the "R" downwards to the studio floor. Last night it was the share price indicator (again, in glowing, black-on-red) which was synchronised to the newsreader "then this happened" and the red line takes a vertical plunge.
Basically, only Chris Morris did it better:
If they keep this up they'll have us wearing denim overalls and playing ukulele on the G-Man breadline by next Monday.
Well it used to be Big Oil or Big Business but we really are seeing the emergence of Big Copyright
Ohna's award-winning short film has been pulled by Google because of an automated copyright alert. This smells exactly the same as Google's ongoing mistreatment of the little guy. The same rules apply: justice cannot be applied by formula or filter. Unless each case is handled (note 'hand' as in 'human') individually by a trained adjudicator a never ending stream of injustice ensues.
I suggest Google work out how to pay for this adjudication service soon as sooner or later they're going to need a new business model...
Ohna reports:
Yesterday our short film SON was taken off YouTube's screening room because someone at Paramount Pictures copyright police company decided that maybe we had used some footage from Son Of Rambow. Whoever made this decision had obviously not watched the film as SON is obviously all original footage and in fact the only ressemblance to Paramount's film is the word SON in the title and the fact that there is a young boy in the cast. Despite the obvious blunder Paramount are making no effort to remedy the situation by removing their notice from YouTube and by doing so are damaging our reputation and possibly causing us loss of income.
The woman could use some words of support. Go comment on her post
And if you are aware of similar events, make you register each and every case with the EFF's chilling effects website.
Ohna's film Son won best UK short film at Edinburgh last month and now the picture is being featured on the YouTube Screening Room and hey I'm impressed :-)
Click on the pic above or on the Paypal button below to make a donation to the Ohna's film fund and download a handy iPod/iTouch mpeg file (make sure you click on "Return to Sister Films" to get your download link).
Nice one Ohna :-)
Hey, Jed's on TV :-)
So I managed to read through Adam Buxton's website for ages before I realised it was Adam as in Adam and Joe Adam ohhhhh righhhhht...
Thanks DutchAsHell
So while I'm on the film theme, here's a frame from a classic picture on the iPod (click on the photo to zoom in, the text reads "unica").
Hey, it's a quiz, can you name the picture from the still?
Total fabulousness, now that's what I call a desktop.
(get yours at shilpa-shetty.com)
Just got back from UGtv, crashed on the couch and have just woken up to Open University classics. How to give yourself jetlag without ever getting on a plane...
Basically it was reasonably well attended with a few interesting speakers (and good catering too). I was hoping to hear about innovative image and film creation based on partnerships between production, broadcast and audience players. In the end, most talks and their associated questions were largely to do with how cheap UGtv is... More later if I can muster the enthusiasm.
The obligatory YouTube videos and Flickr photo set
Am off to UGTV '06 — User-Generated TV summit I'll let you know how it goes.
Just back from seeing Kiss kiss bang bang at the London Film festival (thanks Billy) and tomorrow Billy has scored some tickets to hear the director talk.
Actually, he talked tonight so that'll be two in a row. Billy and I are trying to think up some interesting questions for tomorrow...
Just watched the pilot of Lost.
Well, no cliché left unturned but somehow, wonderful fun. Lots of good, old-fashioned seat-jumping moments, in your face sound-effects and a suitably Lynchian cast...
While the crash itself is totally absurd (the idea your fuselage would not disintegrate once the tail section had fallen off etc) there are all sorts of kinky ideas, like the idea that a jet engine would keep spinning well after the crash. The turning blades make a great background sound adding to the tension.
By the end of the pilot we have the whole thing set-up. Everyone's got a secret, the cast has just killed Godzilla's baby (oops) and the island they chose to crash-land onto turns out to be part of some sinister French goings-on à la secret research facility goes wrong in a Jurassic park meets Godzilla kind of way...
I might just have to watch next week:-)
Just re-read that last post. What a load of pants, let me try again...
Flickr was founded by an artist and at first, lots of artists where members. While there are clearly loads of ordinary family pics on the service there are also loads of really interesting, edgy creations. These range from surreal mindmaps, to strange images made with toy cameras to the nude self-portraits of Female Tech.
Like most wonderful, slightly marginal things, the content was never going to be to everybody's taste. Those of us who where there in the beginning feel a sense of belonging and Flickr's transition from online photography haven for the creatively inclined to mainstream storage service for the merry masses' Kodak moments is proving to be a painful one.
It's not that there's anything wrong with Yahoo or even with the aims of providing the sort of all-American, clean-living service that they are trying to build. It's just that they're crossing the line where arbitration and moderation are taking place.
It's these moderation 'choices' that are causing the trouble. No one has ever been able to get this right and there's just no way Yahoo's group of ingenue moderators are going to be able to get through this cultural minefield in one piece.
Safe???!! WTF does that mean?!! This from the Flickr help files:
My account has been reviewed as safe. What does that mean?
Having a "safe" account means that you are good at moderating your own content. Awesome!
"Good at moderating your own content" wow that sounds creepy. I hate it when I read something like this that intellectually I know is right but somewhere hidden at the back there's a little alarm bell that goes off... Now if I could only work out what it was.
One of the Flickr posters in my contacts has had a lot of grief with her regular readers complaining that they could no longer see her pictures. I've been doing a little reading ever since I became a libellous Flickr user (can you libel someone in an email address? I'm sure there's a precendent out there...) and you know, this Flickr content filter thing is really getting up my nose.
Anyway, am not liking the feeling of being 'handled' this is definitely not the Flickr experience I signed up for.
Rob Ferrara isn't 100% in agreement re Flickr. His point is that the free account doesn't give him enough of an incentive to upgrade.
On reflection I agree. Apart from the previously mentioned web2.0-ness of it all (api, sharing etc) the other thing I love is the offer of at least theoretically infinite image hosting. There are no idiotic limits apart from a bandwidth choke but to give you an idea, I've never gone over 2% consumption of my allowance.
I think if Rob leaves a comment to clarify his reasons for not upgrading I shall offer him a pro account as a Christmas gift :-)

But the photo is geotagged so if you follow the map to the store you can let me know what it's all about?
While you're there, scroll over to Battersea power station--the satellite photographs are amazing and there are almost 200 shots taken from in front of the building.
Dans la série c'est fou ce qu'on mange mal à Paris je vous suggère d'eviter à tout prix la brasserie "Paris Orléans", Porte d'Orléan à Paris.
Le Paris-Orléans (Brasserie)
2 Rue De Patay
75013 Paris
I was working with a colleague this morning and she pointed at the table next door. "Look at what those guys did with the bread, it's a great metaphor for personalisation" and well, she's right of course.
I kept thinking about the photograph today and actually, you can interpret the image in terms of value co-creation (ok, a bit of a stretch but cut me some slack, it's just a bread basket).
For starters, the table is the value co-creation network. The network interacts with its environment (the sun on the térasse, the neibouring tables and chairs) and the customer interacts with it to create value.
The two guys have adjusted the table itself, the chairs and when the food comes (from another participant in the value-creation network, the chef) they decide on the way they will eat it. By customising the table to support the two glasses of beer and the breadbasket they have added value to their lunch beyond the 13.5 euro price-tag (and of course, that's without counting the value in their meeting in the first place which is probably the most value-intensive part of the network).
Good to see Serge the Concierge doing his bit to promote the Alex James talk on Thursday.
Remember, get those cheese names to Billy before midnight tomorrow to grab your tickets:-)
last night.
Haven't got time to go into it but the place is Les Chineurs, 55 rue de Bretagne 75003 Paris
At last! A proper French meal. Meet the "Café des Sports" in scenic Issy-Les-Moulineaux:
Very nice indeed, and to boot we had a nice geeky conversation about the relative merits of different widget engines:-)
Oh bugger, the fabulous Mom and Pop southwestern restaurant (renowned for snails, duck dishes and cassoulet) which by all acounts was always bustling and well worth the détour changed hands two years ago. Serve me right for not checking the dates on the website:-(
One look at the table setting should have warned me that the owners have only kept the name Les Gourmands out of irony...
OK. I for some reason that escapes me haven't managed to eat a decent meal in Paris recently (and that must take some doing) so I've got a plan. I've asked around and apparently this place is great.
So Les Gourmands let's try your cassoulet:-)
(and as usual, if it's on my plate, it's on Flickr)
When I first moved to New York when I was nineteen (eighteen?) and was homesick I would sit in a restaurant and close my eyes and try to conjure up the clattering sound of a Paris restaurant in full flight. There's a particular kind of rumble, punctuated by the shouts of the waiters trying to get a coffee started or get the people waiting for a table to make some room for the food to through from the kitchen.
Last night I finished a long day in Issy-les-Moulineaux and shuffled over to what has become my regular couscous and found I couldn't get in for people:-) The food is great, so well worth the twenty-minute wait. If you fancy it, Chez Omar is:
Adresse: 47, rue de Bretagne / 75003 Paris
Métro: Arts et Métiers
Tél: 01 42 72 36 26
p.s.
I did a quick search online to get the address of the place and there are a surprisingly large number of negative reviews. The balance of opinion seems to be that the couscous is ok, the wine is terrible and the service intermittent at best. I guess I've been living in London so long my food-criticism skills have lost their edge. Still, if you're in the 3eme I would say have a go...
p.p.s.
Clémentine, je fais ces petites videos pour toi et là, je t'expliquais où j'étais sauf qu'avec tout ce boucan on m'entend pas. Je te disais bonne nuit et à demain--je reviens ce soir:-)
Doing a little research for a client and came across 101 Cookbooks and love the writing:-)
Ever shred a cherry on a box grater? I haven't, but now I'm thinking about it.
Cally has taken the time to reply. Thank you Cally:-)
Dug asks whether or not polyunsaturated fats are good for you. He quotes a site he has been working on, and in particular, the page about fats from the same site.
Well...
About polyunsaturates. I wonder if the bad stuff is actually about hydrogenation, which is the process used to increase shelf-life on polyunsaturated fatty acids (PUFAs)--it creates trans fatty acids which are bad. Also, when some polyunsaturated fats are heated to a high heat, the chemical structure changes and they act like saturated fats, which is also bad. But, n-3 fatty acids are PUFAs (in fatty fish such as mackerel, sardines, tuna, cod, etc.) and in some circles, they are thought to be the new wonder nutrient, and wide ranging. Involving blood pressure, cardiac function, cardiac electrophysiology, anti-platelet and anti-inflammatory--all of which are good. I'm convinced I must say.
It might be the trans fat issue that some have been worried about.
Legislation has recently come about in the U.S.--trans fats now must be recorded on
allsome food labels. However, yes, there is a loophole. Evidentally restaurants don't need to display same which means FAST FOOD restaurants such as you know who, can pretend the new law doesn't exist!Having said all that, caution still needs to be heeded with the consumption with n-3s, because although n-3s are good, they are still fats and if too much of them are consumed there's the whole obesity argument to contend with.
So that's that really.
So I've been doing the information architecture for a site about Flora (a margarine product from Unilever) and the thing has finally gone live. On the whole, it's pretty usable, makes a good effort towards being accessible (bit of work needed on colour contrast), and is actually very unusual in its web-saviness. You don't get a lot of brand sites doing semantic markup and organising things in such a way as to be both helpful and informative...
Anyways, in the process of working on the site, I started to find out about the different kinds of fats (so what the hell are polyunsaturates anyway?) and am now thoroughly confused. According to the Flora site's more about fats page (and their competitors I should add--in fact this appears to be the generally held opinion), polyunsaturates are good for you and can do no evil. The bit that confuses me (need to get an expert to respond to this one) is that a number of websites disagree.
Unsaturated oils, especially polyunsaturates, weaken the immune system's function in ways that are similar to the damage caused by radiation, hormone imbalance, cancer, aging, or viral infections.
So my guess is that this is either scare tactics or folk aren't comparing like with like. Either way, it'd be good to hear from a propper expert.
So Nicki, at long last, has started to blog about her experiences with food. She's a professional food writer so was apprehensive at first, but it looks like she's settling in nicely:-)
She just returned from a cheese tasting thing in Cumbria, but her experiences include chomping on gusano de moriche (tree grubs) in Venezuela and crunching up scorpions in Beijing.

So exactly how often these days can you see a chap roasting an entire pig on a spit and what's a burdock root anyway? Broadway market is looking pretty darn amazing right now. These guys come back every saturday--there's smoked fish and meats, roast pork, bespoke jewellery and fine organic cheeses--I'll be making the trip next week:-)
Stumbled across this design studio on my web travels, they do some very attractive, clean work. Their icons are particularly impressive.
Love this sequence of photographs from a bunch of people doing interesting things with new technology.
(like what they've done with their office as well)
(oh, and well-done the oldskool horizontal scroll thingy...)
OK, today I finally cracked. Because I'm an idiot I can't work out how to pull our phone numbers on the Blackberry. I can search for a person but I only get the Hemel extension number which I can't click on to dial.
So I've put our numbers in an iPhone template and have bookmarked it on the iPhone and the BB--so far so good. It'll be interesting to see how the iPhone template holds up...
BTW this puts your details on the internet. If for some reason you don't want to be listed, let me know and I'll remove you from the list
I have been meeting with some different companies recently looking at ways we can increase the benefit of the content on our sites for our users.
There were many interesting things I looked at including product tours, interactive buyer's guides, presenter led content, branded editorial and complete TV channels online.
Below are a snapshot of some of the different things discussed. Check them out and let me know your thoughts on them:
Coast Productions produced some really engaging content for Canon as parted of a brand campaign that involved taking competition winners to do dream photo shoots with a professional photographer in some incredible locations. Check out the results
Adjust Your Set are the people behind M&S TV and have created the 12 channels for their current allocation. Here are some interesting videos
Gate Web Video do a range of presenter led content, using a presenter to talk users through all aspects of their journey, embedding the presenter onto the page. See what you think and have a look at their showreel
We also had a pitch from Dennis for producing an interactive magazine for helping with Buyer's Guides and distributing content online. Here is their pitch work, a basic magazine on imaging
Hope you find some of the stuff interesting, any ideas on content or new tech we could utilise let me know!!
Ssssssssssee ya....
Chris
just a little list of sites that i have encountered...
The corn salad (Valerianella P. Mill.) has been sitting in a seed tray for ages. I can't seem to get the darn things to move beyond this stage so potted them up in a bigger pot this morning.
I've been waiting for the lollo rosso letuce to get a move on as well—I think they're not getting enough sunlight, might plant them outside under a dome (a pyrex salad bowl actually)
Planted Greek oregano (Oreganum vulgare L.), mixed Italian lettuce leaves 1, rocket (Diplotaxis erucoides) and a lemon variety of sweet basil (Ocimum basilicum var citriodorum) in a seed tray in the kitchen two Saturdays ago (18 September 2004).
Of course, continuing my gardener ingenu thing, I planted four rows of seed and forgot to mark which is which;-) Anyway, one row now looks like a bushy lawn and the other three are satisfyingly sprouty. My guess is that it's way too late in the year to be planting soft fleshy things, but I'll see how far I get with pots on the windowsill…
1 Mixed Italian (the packet is in Italian)
cicoria a foglie
grumolo verde
cicoria a foglie mantovana
pan di zucchero
cicoria a foglie rossa di verona
cicoria a foglie zuccherna di Trieste
crescione dei jardini
indivia riccia pancalieri a costa bianca
lattuga bionda a foglia lisca
lattuga bionda ricciolina
lattuga verde ricciolina da taglia
lattuga quattro stagioni
lattuga bionda degli ortolani
indivia scalia cornetto di Bordeaux
minutina herba stella
I think the nice man who went in search of my Identity theft woes last week would have liked me to update my previous post.
So here goes: according to his findings there is nothing wrong with either his payment-processing software or hardware and a review of staff at the branch revealed nothing untoward.
So just to confirm: all is well at Eat. You can pick up your soup and sandwiches safe in the knowledge that these guys pay attention to detail, act fast when required and are just generally a bunch of excellent people!
Wow, when was the last time you thought you'd get a response as a result of filling in a form on the web (never mind a rapid response)?
Well, I had a little grief from the fraud protection mob at Firstdirect this afternoon and as a result posted this note in the feedback form on the Eat website (and I won't go into the domain name resolution issue on the site which means if you load the flash movie by entering the domain without the 'www' the links to the feedback form are broken--I wonder how much more feedback they'd get if that was fixed...)
At 14:31:55 on 27 June 2008 (roughly an hour ago) I purchased a soup and sandwich from your 15 Basinghall Street shop.
When I returned to my desk to eat my lunch I received a call from my bank (first direct) informing me that there had been fraudulent behaviour on my switch card.
According to their records, the transaction I had just made in the City of London was routed through a supplier in Equador.
The security guys at the bank where I work reckon this is a man-in-the-middle attack and that someone has tampered with the keypad in the store (similar to attaching card readers to ATM tellers, to harvest card details).
Please review this situation asap.
All the best,
Dug Falby
To be honest, I really didn't think I'd get an answer (strangely, the Flash front-end is what gave me this impression: If it's not a real html form, how can it yield real results?) but I did.
A nice man called Martin (I think he said he was head of business communications?) rung up to explain what was going on as a result of my note. From his description, I pictured a black helicopter appearing over Basinghall street and special forces whisking the card-reader off to a controlled explosion. It was very impressive, he said he'd frozen all card transactions at the store, notified the card processing supplier who are going to come in and refit the store tonight and would double-check records for staff access to card processing stuff.
He also made a point of checking that I had notified my bank and assured me he would get back to with with any progress relevant to my situation. Prompt, courteous and thorough, just the way it oughta be.
Which of course means I'll be all the more likely to go buy delicious soups and salads from Eat:-)
At last! A proper French meal. Meet the "Café des Sports" in scenic Issy-Les-Moulineaux:
Very nice indeed, and to boot we had a nice geeky conversation about the relative merits of different widget engines:-)
So I was trying to score some new Birkenstocks at lunchtime today and ended up eating a small Ceasar salad at the bar of the Covent Garden Hotel which seemed like the best way to avoid eating Another Bloody Sandwich.
Decided to wash the salad down with a rather tasty and very refreshing martini (gin, three olives).
And to complete the impromptu drift into another life, had a natter with none other than John Stoddart who was having a mineral water while waiting to meet a picture agency chap up the other end of the bar...
Have just got off the phone with Ohna and it seems that Google/Youtube's behaviour is even more absurd than I thought...
Ohna's film Son wasn't just posted by her production company. Oh no:
So let me get this straight. You go out and find the best films. You have lengthy conversations with the producers of each. You check each for quality and appropriateness of content and verify that each producer owns the right to broadcast the work.
Then, you nail them with a copyright-theft cease-and-desist and take down the film you've just spent months organising the screening of.
Never mind that this is just the worst possible PR job in the world. Isn't this frankly just downright stupid?
Well it used to be Big Oil or Big Business but we really are seeing the emergence of Big Copyright
Ohna's award-winning short film has been pulled by Google because of an automated copyright alert. This smells exactly the same as Google's ongoing mistreatment of the little guy. The same rules apply: justice cannot be applied by formula or filter. Unless each case is handled (note 'hand' as in 'human') individually by a trained adjudicator a never ending stream of injustice ensues.
I suggest Google work out how to pay for this adjudication service soon as sooner or later they're going to need a new business model...
Ohna reports:
Yesterday our short film SON was taken off YouTube's screening room because someone at Paramount Pictures copyright police company decided that maybe we had used some footage from Son Of Rambow. Whoever made this decision had obviously not watched the film as SON is obviously all original footage and in fact the only ressemblance to Paramount's film is the word SON in the title and the fact that there is a young boy in the cast. Despite the obvious blunder Paramount are making no effort to remedy the situation by removing their notice from YouTube and by doing so are damaging our reputation and possibly causing us loss of income.
The woman could use some words of support. Go comment on her post
And if you are aware of similar events, make you register each and every case with the EFF's chilling effects website.
Subject: Google Agency Party - Your Invitation
Dear [Fname]
We would love you to join us for a Party on the night of Thursday September 28th. We sent you an invitation this afternoon, but due to some technical difficulties on our side, the invitations were not sent in the correct format.
We will be resending your invitation shortly. Please look out for it and we do hope you will be able to join us.
All the best,
Valentina
Of course it being an advertising thing I'm sure most recipients replied as "fname".
The ever-groovy Mark (@redeye) links to this funky service. I've just received my D from Twitter and apparently it will take " Mr. Tweet would take roughly 4.4 days to be ready to serve you. We know this sounds long, and we are working hard to speed things up!" so lessee now...
The Slideshare link
Community-based websites: the effectiveness of engagement and Interaction? There is still a real opportunity for them to be a leader using a community-based solution. How long will these community-based solutions continue to be effective?
Since about 2005 I've been getting a steadily increasing demand for sites that build, support or promote community. I was surprised by the above question as it was beginning to feel like pretty much every brand out their had gotten on the bus with varying degrees of commitment and success.
If you rephrase your question slightly:
"What can my client do with interactive technologies to increase value co-creation and engagement?"
If the creation of social capital and the building of a value co-creation network become core business objectives then the worth of community-based efforts becomes self-evident.
A community can rally around an issue (changing legislation, agreeing safety standards for toys) or a task (designing the Lego Mindstorm, pushing GM towards sustainability) and collectively generate solutions. The alternative is a network of business development types driving around the country in cars. I gotta say, I like the website option better.
Please take note of Stephen's point about commitment. A thriving community does require investment in capital, in time, in risk management. Make sure you factor these issues into your planing.
> B to B is typically not a great area for community
I just wanted to add a comment about Tom's point above.
I have recently implemented "group pages" that allow insurance advisers to ask each other questions in a private, branded area. The service is hosted by the underwriting insurance company.
Here's what the value-map looks like:
1 - Each advisor builds her knowledge and feels more competent as a result of participating (similar to what we are doing here)
2 - The system reduces the number of calls to the underwriters which means they get more done in a day (their days become more valuable)
Created social capital:
The partner advisers deepen their engagement with the underwriting company. The experience of dealing with this company as opposed to one that doesn't provide this service is such that over time the business relationship is stronger (ie sales increase)
It's always worth trying to quantify this value when deciding what to build.
I'm developing a methodology to map the co-creation of value by customers onto the traditional human-centred design assets we already use. I'm not sure where that's going to end up. Should I start another agency? (still a little sobered after the Pumpernickle experience) or do i just use this as a consultant, bringing the techniques to my day-to-day work?
In the meantime, feel free to ring me on 07515 661655 if you're a product owner and are trying to understand how value co-creation can impact your business requirement choices.
Oh thanks Mark this is just wonderful on so many levels :-)
Check out the The Overdub Tampering Committee manifesto
We are a group of musicians who have downloaded newly leaked albums by popular artists, quickly recorded many subtle overdubs over the work, and then re-leaked it to the internet.
Subverting Big Copyright in new and joyous ways...

OK one last post before bed... I've just been reviewing the impact my mucking about with the templates has had on old URLs and came across the old splorp post with the "powered by Newton" gif.
I click on the link and ta-dah! the Splorp Newton server is still running, still reliably serving both static and dynamically generated pages - not sure why that makes me so happy but it does :-)
Well I don't want to offend church-goers but this really got me: ascii-art messages from Dog in the source code. It's like playing the LP backwards but for my source-code generation :-)
How cool is that?
Have been catching up on US writers recently, and having just come into the office to discover our parent company is to be nationalised, I'm hoping those sleepless senators listened to voices like Joseph Stiglitz
If, as Paulson claims, banks get paid fairly for their lousy mortgages and the complex products in which they are embedded, the hole in their balance sheet will remain. What is needed is a transparent equity injection, not the non-transparent ruse that the administration is proposing. [...] The fourth problem is a lack of trust, a credibility gap. Regrettably, the way the entire financial crisis has been handled has only made that gap larger. [...] With lack of oversight and transparency the cause of the current problem, how could they make a proposal so short in both?
Aside from really pissing me off (odd getting pissed off at finance ministers but there's a first for everything) this comes just days after Tim started posting a set of thought pieces on transparency (he asked me to help with these which is how transparency has become an overnight obsession) which introduced me to Alan Knight and his organisation, Accountability.
Tim has posted a video of Alan talking about the need for credibility in the markets and the development of reporting and assurance in the markets. In particular, he describes using wikis as tools to empower the stakeholders of his new accountability standard.
Now there's a thought, didn't your mom tell you to never let yourself get pushed into things? Shame there wasn't time for congress to invite constituents to help write the recovery bill together via a US governement wiki!
Wow, I thought I'd be playing with RC5 for a while before getting the final release but no, the real thing is here. Go grab yourself a copy
With the long list of recent launch disappointments (with iPhone 3G by far the smelliest) I gotta say, Six Apart have not only delivered a hugely improved product (faster, more features) but a whole new license structure.
The new licenses are very much value co-creation engines. In a nutshell, let the mass of small businesses and bloggers use all the variations and toys for free, let them build on them, change them, and if they manage to scrape some revenue out of their enterprise, then ask them to buy services (primarily the excellent support) and pay for a commercial license.
I am very, very impressed and will be upgrading all my installations immediately. Great work 6A:-)
Yes, the A List Apart guys are running an improved version of the survey they did in 2007. It's good to feel one's industry is maturing, it somehow helps when trying to make plans for the future:-)
So why not take the survey yourself?
You know it doesn't get more cutting edge than this. First, after much stress and waiting, I jailbreak my iPhone and go in search of hot software. Great, open, free liberating productivity apps here I come and lo, I end up with the iFart, which pretty much does what it says on the can...
So yeah, post Jailbreak briccups (handset would cycle instead of turning off--made reseting impossible), have replaced iPhone and wait patiently for the 2.0 firmware to be delivered via proper channels and sync away with itunes and visit the app store and yes! I know have the iPhone light-saber app installed.
Surely our parents could never of conceived of such a wondrous world;-)
I've been trying to get Nick interested in personal branding after listening to @garyvee at Seed3. Gary made a bunch of interesting points and got me thinking about how Nick should develop on her work so far as a journalist. The woman has huge amounts of life experience and when fueled, can tell many an exotic tale of Argentinean vineyards, Tuscan raw-food cooking or tea tasting in the Indian Ocean...
Tim says
...and translate it into an action model for your personal bottom line--how your brand will generate personal wealth ( Me Inc. ) and how you will create social impact ( Me.org )...
Which really resonated... Does Nick settle on a business partner or employer who can work with her to create value using whatever existing methods they might have in place and picking and choosing from a small selection of Nicki's mojo as required?
Or does she choose to leverage her whole experience and develop on her own, working to distribute her mojo-assets socially to a large audience?
I can't help thinking that option one sounds like a bit of a waste...
Please immediately tell this person (details updated, thank you Peter)
Judge Louis L. Stanton
Daniel Patrick Moynihan United States Courthouse
500 Pearl St., Room 2250
New York, NY10007Phones
+1 212 805-0252Faxes
+1 212 805-0389
that obtaining your personal history will in no way assist Viacom in identifying which of their intellectual properties has been illegally distributed. Please add that the phenomenal (how many millions of users?) negative impact on personal privacy utterly outweighs any spurious copyright swinery...
Read it: Judge orders YouTube to give all user histories to Viacom (Wired) and eff response and Viacom CSR
Man this is infuriating, and while I'm on the topic can I add that the making available argument is tantamount to arresting car owners because their ownership makes available the possibility of running over a pedestrian or saying that owning a gun is legally equivalent to shooting someone:-(
Time to increase my donations to the EFF, and you should too OK?
Wow, when was the last time you thought you'd get a response as a result of filling in a form on the web (never mind a rapid response)?
Well, I had a little grief from the fraud protection mob at Firstdirect this afternoon and as a result posted this note in the feedback form on the Eat website (and I won't go into the domain name resolution issue on the site which means if you load the flash movie by entering the domain without the 'www' the links to the feedback form are broken--I wonder how much more feedback they'd get if that was fixed...)
At 14:31:55 on 27 June 2008 (roughly an hour ago) I purchased a soup and sandwich from your 15 Basinghall Street shop.
When I returned to my desk to eat my lunch I received a call from my bank (first direct) informing me that there had been fraudulent behaviour on my switch card.
According to their records, the transaction I had just made in the City of London was routed through a supplier in Equador.
The security guys at the bank where I work reckon this is a man-in-the-middle attack and that someone has tampered with the keypad in the store (similar to attaching card readers to ATM tellers, to harvest card details).
Please review this situation asap.
All the best,
Dug Falby
To be honest, I really didn't think I'd get an answer (strangely, the Flash front-end is what gave me this impression: If it's not a real html form, how can it yield real results?) but I did.
A nice man called Martin (I think he said he was head of business communications?) rung up to explain what was going on as a result of my note. From his description, I pictured a black helicopter appearing over Basinghall street and special forces whisking the card-reader off to a controlled explosion. It was very impressive, he said he'd frozen all card transactions at the store, notified the card processing supplier who are going to come in and refit the store tonight and would double-check records for staff access to card processing stuff.
He also made a point of checking that I had notified my bank and assured me he would get back to with with any progress relevant to my situation. Prompt, courteous and thorough, just the way it oughta be.
Which of course means I'll be all the more likely to go buy delicious soups and salads from Eat:-)

9 minutes and 22 seconds to rebuild Donkey. That feels pretty slow and this is on 4.2 release-candidate 2. The same site on MT3.36 on the same box with the same DBserver rebuilds in 7 minutes 28 seconds.
My guess is that I should bin all the templates and rebuild from scratch. As it stands today, I migrated the 3.36 database that the site currently lives in over to 4.2rc2 lock stock and barrell without doing any pruning beforehand. Next experiment will be recreating the site from scratch.
So it's a good thing Maarten is running a training session on template optimisation today :-)
(I should add that the migration from 3.36 to 4.2 is completely painless and largely automatic. The issue on the table with 4.2 is what the Six Apart site describes as "raw performance" hence my test above)
So still no Seed notes eh? I'm struggling a bit because I filtered a lot out and on balance didn't really pick up anything practical that I wasn't doing already...
Jason made a comment about hospitals being broken in response to Peter's question "if you could fix anything what would it be? and earlier on in the day Carlos Segura had made a comment about only ultra-creative types using the collage medium.
This triggered a memory, check out this awesome collage by Anna Sandberg which was supporting MUF's proposal to CABE's Healthy Hospitals project.
The full MUF proposal is still online and is well worth a look :-)
Having just this second whinged about O2's charge for calling 0870 numbers, a comment has just come in on an old say no to 0870 post from March 2005.
Seemed like a great idea at the time but I guess the domain owner has shut the service down. I haven't got time to check it, but the whois register shows the administrative contact for saynoto0870.com is:
Customer Services,
RH DNS
rhdns@bigfoot.com
+447050643964
Chelle, why not drop em a line?
OK so it's now Stevenote - 7 and my iPhone is stuck in an imap loop and when I turn it off it reboots instantly. Of course plugging it in and clicking "restore" (which theoretically wipes your iPhone and restores it to OEM condition) doesn't fix the problem so I'm sort of hoping the 2.0 firmware will sort this...
...but I keep trying to decide if I should continue to put up with the phone. So many aspects of it drive me crazy. Take the battery for instance. On my N95, when Symbian thinks it's the best mobile OS on the planet but gets it wrong, the phone lets me take the battery out. This is kinda like the handset saying "sorry" like a grumpy two-year-old, a good thing. When it turns out iPhone needs to be disciplined, Steve just repeats "no, mine!" like another kind of two-year-old, a very bad thing indeed:-(
Well, on balance I think my iPhone sucks, but it sucks less than the other twenty smartphones I've lived with over the last couple of years.
It's not all handset woes, take for example O2's brilliant Apple-approved billing structure. Unlimited data (unless you instal a demon in which case the fair-use policy kicks in) and a set number of calls for a set monthly price. That is (almost) exactly what I want except that when I call my bank, or the power company, or I want book a movie ticket or call a helpline I have to pay extra for the 0870 local-call number. Never mind that I haven't got the choice. Powergen hasn't got a local extension I can call so the word from O2 is "tough" :-(
Not a big deal you might say but my £45/month all-in contract quickly becomes an £80/month which is way way more that I want to pay for the service.
I thought O2's iPhone contracts might have jogged the other operators into finding some sense so I checked my fave, Orange (France Telecom) to see what unlimited data contracts they had for new users.
Well, surprisingly, as of 2 June 2008 not a sausage
Sigh... crap really.
created by oneplusyou -- a free dating site
How many five-year-olds could you take in a fight 25 apparently, but only because my moral compass is faulty ;-)
Scoble wants us to link to this
He's got a point, this is potentially very worrying (and is also something I just wouldn't have guessed would happen):
This is a fight for the Web. We all just crawled inside a box that locks Google out.
Don’t believe me?
Go to Google and do a search for “Le Web 08.��?
Do you see a Facebook entry there? Nope. Google is locked out of the Web.
This has created HUGE value for Microsoft and has handed Steve Ballmer an Internet strategy which brings Microsoft from last place to first in less than a week.
Boom!
Scary stuff indeed...
Just saw this on LinuxKungFu. I love "how the analyst designed it" nothing like solving the wrong problems by not looking at the bigger picture. Fantastic:-)
Hey, Jed's on TV :-)
Hey, Jed's on TV :-)
May is when all the councils reorganize. Mayors get elected, committees too, and in the reorganization of East Devon's planning arm--The Development Control Committee--disaster struck!
The Law of the Land states that any committee with legal powers must be politically balanced.
That sounds like a good idea don't it? It prevents any one political party that happens to be in power taking over complete control of everything. As all the really important business of government (whether at national or county level) is done in committees a fair assignment of seats on a proportional basis sounds democratic and probably is...
Sorry to bore you with all this but it's important so please stay with me. The line up for the New Planning Committee of 15 members is 9 Conservatives, 5 LibDems and 1 (One!) Independent.
Ah! But if now the two local Independents, Lesley and Jed, step up to say their piece (and vote their vote) the political balance switches to 9 Con 5 LibDem and 3 (Three!) Independents.
Until this May, all members had accepted this since it seemed important for all local Members to be able to fight their corner. But this is only possible if it is unanimous (thus guaranteeing even the little man a voice) and this year (Shock! Horror!) One member (One!) voted against his own party and against this fair-play system.
So...
Today, and for the next six months at least, Lesley and Jed do not have a vote in the one area of local government that they campaigned for. I'm typing this out hoping it's clear, but I have to tell you, to the local voters that put us in, it is anything but clear.
Still, we soldier on, reduced now from voting on local planning issues to a sort of inspired lobbying of actual voting members.
I told you there would be sad stuff as well as the good news bits.
So it goes.
Cheers!
Jed
This material ©Jed Falby 2004
Jed writes about life as a Devon councillor
On the lst/05/2003 Lesley Roden and I became the first Independent Councillors to represent East Budleigh and Budleigh Salterton at East Devon District Council (EDDC) at Knowle in Sidmouth.
To be Independent sounds fine--no political pressures for local issues - but Lesley and I faced the realities in our very first meetings.
EDDC is controlled by the Conservative majority. They hold the positions of Chair and Vice Chair of the Council, and those same important posts on all the Committees, so most votes are a foregone conclusion--if the 6 Independents vote with the 18 Lib Dems we are still outnumbered (24 to 35). The Independents being truly independent do not always vote the same way, so it's not with votes in Council that we can do any good.
To my great surprise, I discover our real influence is in direct contact with any of the EDDC Officers. As Ward Member I can access the heads of any Department or the Chief Executive at any time, on any project or problem.
Lesley and I know full well that we were voted in by the Town's voters who were fed up with a whole series of Planning blunders--so Planning is where we put most of our efforts. It would be terribly easy to be diverted by dog bins, buses, beaches or tourism--but we try to stay focused on Planning.
A few successes:
'Chance' on Coastguard Road now reduced to an acceptable size
The Cliff Path re-instated above Links Pinewood
Failures:
Trees at Elvestone removed, TPOs and protests notwithstanding
The phone mast at the Games Club still solidly in place
But the most important work is for the future of our Town, that's where I am spending most of my time on two critically important projects.
The Town Design Statement
After a year's work, this is now a 50 page book that will be coming up for the Town's approval at an exhibition in May.
The Traffic / Parking Survey
Working with Devon County (roads) EDDC (Planning), the Police and Chamber of Commerce on how to make our High Street a safer, more pleasant place to shop, stroll or park. No easy answers here!
East Devon is a Conservative Council wriggling under the thumb of a Labour Government that orders EDDC to do more and more, yet reduces the money available by taking our funds and transferring them to needy Labour strongholds in the North. John Prescott's office is removing the old protection from 'Residential Areas of Special Character' (West Hill) and trying to promote housebuilding everywhere (your back garden).
So your support is just as vital now a year later--we need to finish our Design Statement, as once approved by EDDC, it will become an important bulwark against unsympathetic development.
So thank you again for your help last year--and remember, we still need you to get anything done this year too.
Cheers!
Jed
This material ©Jed Falby 2004

From the Eurostar frequent traveller website
Dedicated ticket desk & express check-in
Glide through the formalities at our seamless Business Premier priority ticket desk and 10 minute check-in, again, regardless of the ticket you have.
Unless there are humans in the terminal in which case you might find yourself pushing on a door which has been remotely locked and missing your train and ending up on a strapontin because there isn't an empty seat on the train.
There is nothing more pathetic than the hordes of lumpen business travelers desperately waving their various badges, tickets and 'club' memberships in a vain attempt to get The Upgrade that is their due... And yesterday, I was one of them (hangs head in shame).
Still, on the bright side, I've discovered that the fold-down seats on the Eurostar have more legroom that the normal seats. Might have to try this again;-)
Have been catching up on US writers recently, and having just come into the office to discover our parent company is to be nationalised, I'm hoping those sleepless senators listened to voices like Joseph Stiglitz
If, as Paulson claims, banks get paid fairly for their lousy mortgages and the complex products in which they are embedded, the hole in their balance sheet will remain. What is needed is a transparent equity injection, not the non-transparent ruse that the administration is proposing. [...] The fourth problem is a lack of trust, a credibility gap. Regrettably, the way the entire financial crisis has been handled has only made that gap larger. [...] With lack of oversight and transparency the cause of the current problem, how could they make a proposal so short in both?
Aside from really pissing me off (odd getting pissed off at finance ministers but there's a first for everything) this comes just days after Tim started posting a set of thought pieces on transparency (he asked me to help with these which is how transparency has become an overnight obsession) which introduced me to Alan Knight and his organisation, Accountability.
Tim has posted a video of Alan talking about the need for credibility in the markets and the development of reporting and assurance in the markets. In particular, he describes using wikis as tools to empower the stakeholders of his new accountability standard.
Now there's a thought, didn't your mom tell you to never let yourself get pushed into things? Shame there wasn't time for congress to invite constituents to help write the recovery bill together via a US governement wiki!
Dirty Secret Of The Bailout: Thirty-Two Words That None Dare Utter
Why is this necessary?
Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency.
Have just got off the phone with Ohna and it seems that Google/Youtube's behaviour is even more absurd than I thought...
Ohna's film Son wasn't just posted by her production company. Oh no:
So let me get this straight. You go out and find the best films. You have lengthy conversations with the producers of each. You check each for quality and appropriateness of content and verify that each producer owns the right to broadcast the work.
Then, you nail them with a copyright-theft cease-and-desist and take down the film you've just spent months organising the screening of.
Never mind that this is just the worst possible PR job in the world. Isn't this frankly just downright stupid?
Well it used to be Big Oil or Big Business but we really are seeing the emergence of Big Copyright
Ohna's award-winning short film has been pulled by Google because of an automated copyright alert. This smells exactly the same as Google's ongoing mistreatment of the little guy. The same rules apply: justice cannot be applied by formula or filter. Unless each case is handled (note 'hand' as in 'human') individually by a trained adjudicator a never ending stream of injustice ensues.
I suggest Google work out how to pay for this adjudication service soon as sooner or later they're going to need a new business model...
Ohna reports:
Yesterday our short film SON was taken off YouTube's screening room because someone at Paramount Pictures copyright police company decided that maybe we had used some footage from Son Of Rambow. Whoever made this decision had obviously not watched the film as SON is obviously all original footage and in fact the only ressemblance to Paramount's film is the word SON in the title and the fact that there is a young boy in the cast. Despite the obvious blunder Paramount are making no effort to remedy the situation by removing their notice from YouTube and by doing so are damaging our reputation and possibly causing us loss of income.
The woman could use some words of support. Go comment on her post
And if you are aware of similar events, make you register each and every case with the EFF's chilling effects website.
So my accountant tells me I need to make sure and complete my VAT registration. Don't worry he says, you're an internet consultant so you'll have no trouble...
So here I go, whoops, something's awry with the vat section of the website, it appears to have lost its stylesheet (no doubt an indirect result of using the .Net framework).
So I call the helpline and am assured that even though the whole site (apart from the VAT bit) is working and it's just that I need to use internet explorer. But, I say, I haven't got IE, how can I pay my tax? At which point I was told to go away and stop being an annoying taxpayer...
I think it may be time to revert to paper processes on this one!
OK, I think O2 wins this donkey's current "Edge du Jour" tag.
Take a look at this wizard-style information display from the O2 self-care website. I landed here as I had just invested a chunk of my free time trying to review my invoice online having received my monthly your invoice is ready html email. Of course I failed, and I then failed to refresh my password, and sent a few paragraphs of vitriol to the support email only to be told that O2 can only be contacted using their customer contact wizard (perversly named "email us").

So before you even get started, what does this display suggest?
This is bad on a number of levels but the most obvious one is that the experience design takes no account of context-of-use.
If you are designing a support interface you can be pretty sure that most of the users who engage with it will have negative context-of-use issues. A big part of the interface's success will be taking into account why the user might feel upset or confused. Think of issues like:
I think it's obvious from the entire interface that the O2 team took no account of these issues.
This is bad on further level. Dialog and transparency are now key elements of most sensible corporations' comms strategies. There is no point having your CSR team and your marketing folk writing about how open you are to dialog when your website clearly isn't.
Finally, the contact form has an input box which I think demonstrates the marketing team's deep understanding of the customer:
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Now I'm pretty sure most iPhone customers can't tell the difference between an N95, an iPhone and a K800i. I know i certainly struggle with that one every day;-)
I think the nice man who went in search of my Identity theft woes last week would have liked me to update my previous post.
So here goes: according to his findings there is nothing wrong with either his payment-processing software or hardware and a review of staff at the branch revealed nothing untoward.
So just to confirm: all is well at Eat. You can pick up your soup and sandwiches safe in the knowledge that these guys pay attention to detail, act fast when required and are just generally a bunch of excellent people!
Please immediately tell this person (details updated, thank you Peter)
Judge Louis L. Stanton
Daniel Patrick Moynihan United States Courthouse
500 Pearl St., Room 2250
New York, NY10007Phones
+1 212 805-0252Faxes
+1 212 805-0389
that obtaining your personal history will in no way assist Viacom in identifying which of their intellectual properties has been illegally distributed. Please add that the phenomenal (how many millions of users?) negative impact on personal privacy utterly outweighs any spurious copyright swinery...
Read it: Judge orders YouTube to give all user histories to Viacom (Wired) and eff response and Viacom CSR
Man this is infuriating, and while I'm on the topic can I add that the making available argument is tantamount to arresting car owners because their ownership makes available the possibility of running over a pedestrian or saying that owning a gun is legally equivalent to shooting someone:-(
Time to increase my donations to the EFF, and you should too OK?
Wow, when was the last time you thought you'd get a response as a result of filling in a form on the web (never mind a rapid response)?
Well, I had a little grief from the fraud protection mob at Firstdirect this afternoon and as a result posted this note in the feedback form on the Eat website (and I won't go into the domain name resolution issue on the site which means if you load the flash movie by entering the domain without the 'www' the links to the feedback form are broken--I wonder how much more feedback they'd get if that was fixed...)
At 14:31:55 on 27 June 2008 (roughly an hour ago) I purchased a soup and sandwich from your 15 Basinghall Street shop.
When I returned to my desk to eat my lunch I received a call from my bank (first direct) informing me that there had been fraudulent behaviour on my switch card.
According to their records, the transaction I had just made in the City of London was routed through a supplier in Equador.
The security guys at the bank where I work reckon this is a man-in-the-middle attack and that someone has tampered with the keypad in the store (similar to attaching card readers to ATM tellers, to harvest card details).
Please review this situation asap.
All the best,
Dug Falby
To be honest, I really didn't think I'd get an answer (strangely, the Flash front-end is what gave me this impression: If it's not a real html form, how can it yield real results?) but I did.
A nice man called Martin (I think he said he was head of business communications?) rung up to explain what was going on as a result of my note. From his description, I pictured a black helicopter appearing over Basinghall street and special forces whisking the card-reader off to a controlled explosion. It was very impressive, he said he'd frozen all card transactions at the store, notified the card processing supplier who are going to come in and refit the store tonight and would double-check records for staff access to card processing stuff.
He also made a point of checking that I had notified my bank and assured me he would get back to with with any progress relevant to my situation. Prompt, courteous and thorough, just the way it oughta be.
Which of course means I'll be all the more likely to go buy delicious soups and salads from Eat:-)
Scoble wants us to link to this
He's got a point, this is potentially very worrying (and is also something I just wouldn't have guessed would happen):
This is a fight for the Web. We all just crawled inside a box that locks Google out.
Don’t believe me?
Go to Google and do a search for “Le Web 08.��?
Do you see a Facebook entry there? Nope. Google is locked out of the Web.
This has created HUGE value for Microsoft and has handed Steve Ballmer an Internet strategy which brings Microsoft from last place to first in less than a week.
Boom!
Scary stuff indeed...
This just in from Billy:
Finally, Kiloh discovered that Boris's full name is Boris de Pfeffel Johnson so we came up with an ad campaign based on the Dr. Pepper approach: 'Boris de Pfeffel, what's the worst that could happen?'
Doctor Pfeffel, I like it :-)
Hey, we've just had a long and very informative post from Matt, a Luton-based Openreach engineer. I hope this really is an engineer speaking and not some perverse item from a 'guerilla marketing' agency subverting from within. He describes some real horror stories, if you're interested in the BT thing it's well worth a read:
I was on a fault last week and the customer drop-wire from the pole to the house was rubbing through trees so I replaced it only to get a phone call the next day from my manager asking why I hadn't charged the customer as the trees were on his property--this is the level that they are stooping to.
Do they care? This thing has been simmering for a while now, I wonder at what point a BT pr person is going to chime in?
Wow, comments are pouring in on the old is BT still shit? post. One guy even gave an update twice today.
Could BT have a class action heading its way? Does anything actually happen when you write to Ofcom?
I wonder... oh, and I love that graphic from the Ofcom site. At first glance I thought it meant download the podcast of complain to Ofcom how very hip;-)
You know, I was gonna comment on the Skype blog Heartbeat (no, not on the bit where if they had decided to use computers equipped with a proper operating system their crash and subsequent total meltdown wouldn't have happened in the first place) (and no, not on the bit where for the same reason they can't manage a reliable single-customer view grrrr) no, I was going to comment on the email I received earlier today:
As a goodwill gesture to all you faithful Skype Pro, Skype Unlimited, SkypeIn or Skype Voicemail customers, we're adding an additional seven days to your current subscription, free of charge. And even if you didn't miss out on using Skype last week - you can still have a week free on Skype, on the house!
So my first reaction is that
But then I thought to myself, you just nicked the nine quid I had in my account three weeks ago. True, you did explain that you had to, and you did make it theoretically easy for me to protect my dosh while giving me ample and repeated fair warning.
But you know what, if you clean out the balance in your customer's accounts that's all they're gonna see.
Come on, this is sooooo not a modern approach to marketing. Your empty gesture has left me with exactly the same balance I had just before your meltdown--zero.
Niklas Zennström, you're a smart guy, my guess is you can do a lot better (and you can start by giving me my money back)
More activity on the old Is BT still shit? post. A chap called Carlos has left a comment about his experience with BT and it sounds pretty spectacular...
Please keep your feedback coming in and if you find any ways around the system (such as that 'secret' phone number posted on the first "BT is shit" post) please do share them.
Well, I'm glad I'm not the only consultant out there to get into trouble with Tagged.com. The more I look, the more I find people sharing similar experiences
So here's a public service anouncement.
If you're pissed off at receiving the damn emails, why not threaten, or at least hurl abuse at, the VCs behind tagged.com? Here are some bits to get you started:
| Phone: | (650) 854-5560 |
| Address: | Mayfield Fund |
| 2800 Sand Hill Road, Suite 250 | |
| Menlo Park, CA 94025 | |
| Fax: | (650) 854-5712 |
| Emails: | info@mayfield.com |
| busplans@mayfield.com | |
| kramani@mayfield.com |
enjoy :-)
If you get an email with a subject something like "[New Challenges] Soandso has Tagged you! :)" delete it quickly. I can't say for sure whether the company (tagged.com) is the next generation of sploggers or spammers gone social or if what happened to me this morning was just a cock-up on my part.
So I got the email this morning. As I follow Web2.0 stuff as part of my job I tend to register for everything to see what's what...
...at which point everyone in my gmail address book receives a "you've been tagged" email. This is great, I of course relish the chance to be incredibly rude to friends and strangers alike while looking completely stupid at the same time.
As Tim said in his angry response "Dug, this is a terrible service". Tim, I couldn't agree more.
And finally, dear gmail address book folk, sorry about my invading your inbox this morning:-(
Really loving my new employer. I just had to pay for a CHAPS transfer to ensure that I get paid on my payday. On top of that I have to pay GBP100/month to get paid at all.
Of course I shouldn't be taking it out on Gordon Brown seeing as he's just defaulted on his promise to help the UKs poorest children and is no doubt still trying to find a way to finance the UK's defence budget hike to GBP33.6 billion for 2006-07. Quite a tough bit of accounting.
Still, I guess I'm being stung by IR35 which after all was one of the seeds planted under Thatcher (I seem to remember in a kind of distant, non-accurate sort of hazy way...)
Safe???!! WTF does that mean?!! This from the Flickr help files:
My account has been reviewed as safe. What does that mean?
Having a "safe" account means that you are good at moderating your own content. Awesome!
"Good at moderating your own content" wow that sounds creepy. I hate it when I read something like this that intellectually I know is right but somewhere hidden at the back there's a little alarm bell that goes off... Now if I could only work out what it was.
One of the Flickr posters in my contacts has had a lot of grief with her regular readers complaining that they could no longer see her pictures. I've been doing a little reading ever since I became a libellous Flickr user (can you libel someone in an email address? I'm sure there's a precendent out there...) and you know, this Flickr content filter thing is really getting up my nose.
Anyway, am not liking the feeling of being 'handled' this is definitely not the Flickr experience I signed up for.
You know, I wasn't going to get all huffy about it, but I just don't believe the explanations coming out of Yahoo.
I ignored the many emails explaining how this was going to be a seamless transition and that us early adopters who sent Katerina our cash from day one would be happily assimilated into the collective and that really this was for the best for all concerned. So I finally got this today:
Aside from just not liking their style or their products, one of the main reasons I never got a yahoo id is because the options suck. Well, not in any inherent way, but because they've been carrying a registration database around since 1996 so have more than two users.
Call me a wanker (and many do) but I've grown used to having nice logins, I'm "dug" on delicious and most other places. If not, I'm Bozo (generally for thing's I'd be a little embarrassed to discuss with my mom) or even donkeyontheedge if I'm trying to extend or integrate with the blog.
So of course I tried donkeyontheedge@yahoo.com (and co.uk) and hey, of course they're gone, as are dieyahoodie, dieyahoodiediedie, yahooarescum, filthyyahooscum (which I thought sounded a bit like self-criticism but which Nicki suggested) and any permutation of yahoo and sucks...
Nope, I'm not kidding;-)
So yeah, has this harmed my experience of Flickr, has it impacted our network of one? Well, yes it has. Am I going to stop using Flickr? No. Am I going to stop fantasising about Katerina? Well, probably not but I'm gonna try, dammit. In any case, while I was regressing to the state of a vindictive six-year-old, I finally managed to find a yahoo id that wasn't taken:
This rant inspired by Digital Mavericks: Opal Fruits, Marathon, Jif, now Flickr - Grrrrr! via Technorati.
Interesting interviews on JDN économie, a series of bosses who actually want to pay their taxes (text in French)
1. Love your clients/customers/stakeholders
2. Find business models that accurately capture the value you're trying to create in ways that people respond to with joy
The value an organization or a business creates is not static. In the music world, the way value is priced (the cost of music) has stayed largely static, despite the costs involved in reproduction and distribution dropping to almost nothing. This has (clearly) produced a backlash.
Thanks Pliny
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Well, merry Christmas all.
The water was extremely cold today but there were no heart attacks or sinking eccentrics... Funny that the RNIB lifeboat goes up the coast in 60-minute steps as crazy people all along the south coast rush into the freezing waters :-)
Darn, I've just this second dropped the last of my beautiful Salins-les-Bains coffee bowls:-(
Of course I've still got a bunch of coffee bowls but this particular crop of bowls dates back to my eighteenth summer when I worked as a runner on the Franco-American Films SA production of a 30-second spot for Banania (The prop-master had bought a bunch of different bowls for the shoot and I was given the surplus ones).
Anyways, it's just a bit of crockery but for some reason I never thought I would break it. Funny to feel sad about a pot, but over the years, I've had many wonderful (mostly pyjama-clad) moments drinking steaming, milky coffee with friends...
Couple of weeks ago I was on hols in Avignon with the whole extended Falby clan and we all wrote games for the evening's entertainment. Margaret, Nicki's mum came up with a devilishly difficult Balderdash (I knew only two of the ten words) and I did a pub-quiz.
Don't know if you've set a pub-quiz before but this was my first go and and was way more difficult than I had anticipated. It's not enough to find things people might not know--you need to try and prevent folk getting bored and you need to make the questions relevant to your audience. In my case I had an audience of three 70-year-olds, three 40-year-olds, two teenagers and Clemmie who is six now and was supposed to be in bed (she helped by numbering the questions and that's her below trying her first diabolo menthe).
Tricky stuff.
At the end of the evening Billy--who knows about these things--reassured me that I had got it about right as the two teams scored better than average but not so much as to make it seem easy.
I'm on the flight back from Chicago listening to Laura Cantrell's version of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald while flying over Lake Erie (which is kinda weird) and was going to do a little work (and write some stuff about Seed) when I found the quiz questions in my bag.
So I thought I'd share them before dropping the sheets in the bin:-)
Well, of course with the interweb y'all have the answers to hand, but (as Barney the Purple Dinosaur would say) it's fun to try and guess them the hard way first...
Hey, Jed's on TV :-)
Helping Clem with her homework. The brief was "what would you do" and the required media was "any" which I felt was vague and demanding for a 5-year-old.
Undaunted, Clemmie wanted to make a film but I had to point out this was going to be a little challenging given the time we had. We ended up with a Keynote file. She made the time machine slide herself and did all the thinking. The words are all hers. My contribution was to suggest a structure and be her dtp operator:-)
The cool bit was watching her work out what was needed both to make her machine (lots of levers) and to actually get to Laura's place. It took a couple of minutes but she eventually worked out she needed to know both a place and a date (the date is spoken to the time machine using the on-board microphone and the map of Wisconsin is included above the catering tray).
Wow, John Hardy and David Coates aren't just medical doctors, they're voice-over artists:-)
John offered me this fantastic arthroscopy footage after my operation. The arthroscope is hooked up to a video encoder which captures live footage for post-operative review. When I first received the disk it was just raw footage. After hearing about the number of arthroscopies on YouTube, John (who is not only a world-leading Orthopaedic surgeon but a painter, internet guru, web marketer and now film editor and voice-over artist) decided to have a go at an edited version.
The result is a complete transformation, a view of the whole op from me on very powerful drugs to the final phases of the joint smoothing, the whole thing narrated by the two doctors.
Oh, and before I forget, John was mortified by my earlier "before and after" pictures. He wanted me to point out that the surgery is very non-invasive and the recovery is usually very speedy. The following shot of my knee was taken roughly two weeks after the operation, the stitches are out and you can barely see the entry wounds:
OK ma p'tite puce je te souhaite bon courage pour ton examen :-) Grosses bises et super-maxi-câlins de ton Papa!
You know you're a Mac OS X user when you tend to forget about computer problems. I've carried a system-repair disk in by bag for the last 10 years but since about OS X 10.2 I haven't used it in anger. Most problems can be dealt with with a combination of fsck -fy, booting in target mode or the plain old disk utilities app.
So yesterday afternoon, I'd been working like an absolute dog all week trying to define a page-personalisation technique that meets the demands of the client in France while keeping to our company's brand values and interaction principles when the document I opened looked slightly different...
After faffing about for a bit trying to figure out what was up (I figured I must have done a "save as" in the wrong place late last night or something) I realised that my entire project directory was an image of where it was at 1 o'clock the previous morning.
I effect, my file system had been through a wormhole, a temporal disturbance or whatever and had resulted in me spending most of Saturday saving files into nothingness, a parallel universe (Spock with a beard etc etc).
Gordon Bennet, this one was new to me. Turns out it's to do with journalled file systems -- as far I get the concept, the OS maintains multiple states of your file system and repairs and readjusts in real time.
So anyway, I haven't used a commercial disk utility in years, but late last night Alsoft's DiskWarrior saved (most) of my bacon.
So here we go again in the garage and last I checked it was -2° but on the plus side, I'm listening to Weekend's La Varieté album and I haven't heard old Alison Statton in ages:-)
Well, I didn't have the camera with me but this morning we put the pedals on the bicycle and Clemmie pedaled away. She can ride a bike, yay!
It's great, actually, because I've been feeling a bit like I've been letting the side down in the parenting department. All the travel to France and the doing second projects on weekends means I haven't been able to spend as much time with Clem and Hal as I'd like to. So knowing she can swim a length of the pool no problem and ride a bike makes me feel a bit like I've helped some:-)
Clementine, il s'est passé quelque chose d'abominable aujourd'hui. Je te l'indique ici pour quand tu reliras ces pages, tu t'en souviendras peut etre...
Parmi les Sept Merveilles du monde figurent les jardins suspendus des Batignolles.
Et qu'est ce que j'ai galleré pour le passer, mon bac... (Les perles du bac)
Yesterday, I watched a man carry a little white box.
I suspect I will remember his face forever.
Have started using the old ipod again (8gig just doesn't do it) and bumped into this:
Architects may come and
Architects may go and ...
... When I run dry
I stop a while and think of you
Simon & Garfunkel signing about Frank Lloyd Wright. Wonderful:-)
Good to see Serge the Concierge doing his bit to promote the Alex James talk on Thursday.
Remember, get those cheese names to Billy before midnight tomorrow to grab your tickets:-)
You know, Billy and I have been really struggling to keep The Lecture List afloat for some time now, and we're doing it because we believe in it (the problem of course is it's impossible to get funding for a thing with no revenue stream...)
Anyway, people keep signing up and we know a bunch of people use it which is of course great. I mention this because every now and then (like when Billy got very drunk and bought Madona's tights) something fun happens that gives us a wee boost.
One such boost came our way just now when we were shopping for stuff for Clementine's birthday treasure hunt in Ceret and Billy checked his mail in the local internet café. To cut a long ramble short, Alex James told Ohna, Billy's wife that we could have some tickets to a thing he's doing next week and we just got confirmation from the publisher that it was OK to offer the tickets as a competition on the Lecture List.
So there you go, if you want some tickets, get yourself over to the Lecture List and answer the question:-)
Alex James | a bit of a blur is at Blackwells next week. The competition for free tickets is on the home page
OK, so could someone be real nice and do some explaining re the translation of Je t'aime, moi non plus in the Karen Elson/Cat Power version on Mr. Gainsbourg revisited
Specifically, I need an assessment of the slider position between irony and sloppy. Or, in other words, is the translation brilliant as it literally (almost) follows the original text which introduces both quirkiness and humor (and has the phrasing benefit of of having Elson pause on "come")?
Is "I retain myself" from both Power and Elson's mouth sort of extremely kinky which is of course in keeping with the original...
...or is it crap?
I'm sending myself back to irony school because I love the track and love the crappy translation, but as I'm always the last one to get the joke around here i thought I'd better check;-)
Tucking into the mega opus "Mood Aberdeen" created by Sean Wilke for Nick's 40th birthday.
It's a huge thing, more than fifteen hours of solid jazz, expertly intertwining the classics with the obscure. Am currently in "Fitdee". Thanks again Sean:-)
ed: the following added 16/7/2007
There's a man out there who can't listen to jazz anymore... I'm adding the playlist below to cheer him up.
| 1. Fitdee | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Make A List, Make A Wish | 16:56 | Milcho Leviev | Blues For The Fisherman |
| Sad, A Little Bit | 7:23 | Milcho Leviev | Blues For The Fisherman |
| Ophelia | 10:31 | Milcho Leviev | Blues For The Fisherman |
| Blues For The Fisherman | 12:45 | Milcho Leviev | Blues For The Fisherman |
| Ye Hypocrite Beelzebub | 3:51 | George Russell Smalltet | Jazz Workshop |
| Round Johnny Rondo | 3:31 | George Russell Smalltet | Jazz Workshop |
| Ezz-Thetic | 5:15 | George Russell Smalltet | Jazz Workshop |
| 2. King Street flats | |||
| Sly | 10:22 | Herbie Hancock | Headhunters / Thrust |
| Ramblin' | 6:37 | Ornette Coleman | Beauty Is A Rare Thing: The Complete Atlantic Recordings |
| Solea | 12:20 | Miles Davis | Sketches Of Spain |
| Drifting Petals | 7:01 | Ralph Towner | Solstice |
| Nimbus | 6:31 | Ralph Towner | Solstice |
| Winter Solstice | 4:02 | Ralph Towner | Solstice |
| Piscean Dance | 4:15 | Ralph Towner | Solstice |
| Ko-Ko | 2:56 | Charlie Parker | Charlie Parker Reboppers (1945) |
| Jack The Bear | 3:15 | Duke Ellington | The Essential Recordings |
| Conga Brava | 2:56 | Duke Ellington | The Essential Recordings |
| Concerto For Cootie | 3:16 | Duke Ellington | The Essential Recordings |
| Three For The Festival | 3:10 | Roland Kirk | We Free Kings |
| Moon Song | 4:23 | Roland Kirk | We Free Kings |
| A Sack Full Of Soul | 4:40 | Roland Kirk | We Free Kings |
| The Haunted Melody | 3:40 | Roland Kirk | We Free Kings |
| Blues For Alice | 4:09 | Roland Kirk | We Free Kings |
| Thriving On A Riff | 2:57 | Charlie Parker | Charlie Parker Reboppers (1945) |
| Billie's Bounce | 3:11 | Charlie Parker | Charlie Parker Reboppers (1945) |
| Joy of a Toy | 4:57 | Ornette Coleman | Beauty Is A Rare Thing: The Complete Atlantic Recordings |
| My Man's Gone Now | 20:05 | Miles Davis | We Want Miles |
| Palm Grease | 10:39 | Herbie Hancock | Headhunters / Thrust |
| Butterfly | 11:18 | Herbie Hancock | Headhunters / Thrust |
| Time After Time | 3:31 | Miles Davis | Mojo Presents Miles Davis |
| B Movie | 7:00 | Gil Scott-Heron | The Best Of |
| Soul Surge | 10:26 | Freddie Hubbard | Blue Spirits |
| Jean-Pierre | 10:39 | Miles Davis | We Want Miles |
| Back Seat Betty | 8:14 | Miles Davis | We Want Miles |
| We See | 5:15 | Monk | Prestige Recordings 1952-54 |
| Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | 4:29 | Monk | Prestige Recordings 1952-54 |
| Locomotive | 6:21 | Monk | Prestige Recordings 1952-54 |
| Hackensack | 5:11 | Monk | Prestige Recordings 1952-54 |
| 3. Potterton | |||
| A Taste Of Honey | 2:37 | Quincy Jones & His Orchestra | "Rahsaan" -- The Complete Mercury Recordings of Roland Kirk |
| Humpty Dumpty | 5:24 | Ornette Coleman | Beauty Is A Rare Thing: The Complete Atlantic Recordings |
| Extrapolation | 3:52 | John McLaughlin | Extrapolation |
| It's Funny | 4:23 | John McLaughlin | Extrapolation |
| Little Symphony | 5:16 | Ornette Coleman | Beauty Is A Rare Thing: The Complete Atlantic Recordings |
| Catta | 7:21 | Bobby Hutcherson | Dialogue |
| Idle While | 6:39 | Bobby Hutcherson | Dialogue |
| Ghetto Lights | 6:16 | Bobby Hutcherson | Dialogue |
| One Day In March I Go Down To The Sea And Listen | 5:40 | Jan Garbarek | It's OK To Listen To The Gray Voice |
| Mission: To Be Where I Am | 8:12 | Jan Garbarek | It's OK To Listen To The Gray Voice |
| It's OK To Phone The Island That Is A Mirage | 5:50 | Jan Garbarek | It's OK To Listen To The Gray Voice |
| Human Nature | 4:30 | Miles Davis | Super Hits |
| Arjen's Bag | 4:11 | John McLaughlin | Extrapolation |
| Pete the Poet | 4:48 | John McLaughlin | Extrapolation |
| Blue Spirits | 12:16 | Freddie Hubbard | Blue Spirits |
| Cunga Black | 5:16 | Freddie Hubbard | Blue Spirits |
| Miles Runs The Voodoo Down | 14:04 | Miles Davis | Bitches Brew |
| 4. Sandilands | |||
| Stolen Moments | 8:46 | Oliver Nelson | The Blues And The Abstract Truth |
| Cascades | 5:31 | Oliver Nelson | The Blues And The Abstract Truth |
| Yearnin' | 6:23 | Oliver Nelson | The Blues And The Abstract Truth |
| Teenie's Blues | 6:33 | Oliver Nelson | The Blues And The Abstract Truth |
| Now's The Time | 3:18 | Charlie Parker | Charlie Parker Reboppers (1945) |
| Ko-Ko | 2:56 | Charlie Parker | Charlie Parker Reboppers (1945) |
| Spectrum | 2:45 | John McLaughlin | Extrapolation |
| Binky's Dream | 7:05 | John McLaughlin | Extrapolation |
| Punjab | 9:09 | Joe Henderson | In 'N Out |
| Serenity | 6:17 | Joe Henderson | In 'N Out |
| Short Story | 7:11 | Joe Henderson | In 'N Out |
| Brown's Town | 6:25 | Joe Henderson | In 'N Out |
| Domino | 3:14 | Roland Kirk Quartet | Domino |
| Get Out Of Town | 4:53 | Roland Kirk Quartet | Domino |
| I Didn't Know What Time It Was | 2:19 | Roland Kirk Quartet | Domino |
| Meeting On Termini's Corner | 3:40 | Roland Kirk Quartet | Domino |
| Rolando | 3:49 | Roland Kirk Quartet | Domino |
| Where Monk And Mingus Live/Let's Call This* | 4:10 | Roland Kirk Quartet | Domino |
| Ad Lib** | 0:27 | Roland Kirk Quartet | Domino |
| Domino* | 4:07 | Roland Kirk Quartet | Domino |
| Port Of Call (Tk2) | 4:20 | Cecil Taylor | The World Of Cecil Taylor |
| Air (Tk28) | 8:44 | Cecil Taylor | The World Of Cecil Taylor |
| You Don't Know What Love Is | 6:29 | Sonny Rollins | Saxophone Colossus |
| Strode Rode | 5:14 | Sonny Rollins | Saxophone Colossus |
| Blue Seven | 11:14 | Sonny Rollins | Saxophone Colossus |
| Tears Inside | 5:04 | Ornette Coleman | Tomorrow Is The Question! |
| Giggin' | 3:22 | Ornette Coleman | Tomorrow Is The Question! |
| Rejoicing | 4:03 | Ornette Coleman | Tomorrow Is The Question! |
| Endless | 5:17 | Ornette Coleman | Tomorrow Is The Question! |
| Bye-Ya | 2:47 | Monk | Prestige Recordings 1952-54 |
| Monk's Dream | 3:08 | Monk | Prestige Recordings 1952-54 |
| 5. Torry | |||
| Blues Connotation | 5:18 | Ornette Coleman | Beauty Is A Rare Thing: The Complete Atlantic Recordings |
| La Nevada | 15:33 | Gil Evans | Out of the Cool |
| David Tune | 12:27 | David Murray Big Band | Live At Sweet Basil - Vol. 2 |
| Dewey's Circle | 13:45 | David Murray Big Band | Live At Sweet Basil - Vol. 2 |
| Bechet's Bounce | 12:13 | David Murray Big Band | Live At Sweet Basil - Vol. 1 |
| Action | 10:57 | Jackie McLean | Action |
| Plight | 7:40 | Jackie McLean | Action |
| Wrong Handle | 7:34 | Jackie McLean | Action |
| I Hear a Rhapsody | 4:43 | Jackie McLean | Action |
| Hootman | 7:31 | Jackie McLean | Action |
| Outer Forces | 9:36 | Freddie Hubbard | Blue Spirits |
| Jodo | 7:08 | Freddie Hubbard | Blue Spirits |
| Ezz-Thetic | 5:15 | George Russell Smalltet | Jazz Workshop |
| Lydiot | 8:08 | George Russell | Ezz-thetics |
| Honesty | 9:04 | George Russell | Ezz-thetics |
| 'Round Midnight | 6:34 | George Russell | Ezz-thetics |
| 6. Urquhart Road | |||
| Damn If I Know (The Stroller) | 6:19 | Archie Shepp | The Way Ahead |
| Frankenstein | 13:53 | Archie Shepp | The Way Ahead |
| Perdido | 3:10 | Duke Ellington | The Essential Recordings |
| Main Stem | 2:50 | Duke Ellington | The Essential Recordings |
| Johnny Come Lately | 2:40 | Duke Ellington | The Essential Recordings |
| Dizzy Moods | 5:51 | Charles Mingus | Tijuana Moods |
| Ysabel's Table Dance | 10:28 | Charles Mingus | Tijuana Moods |
| Tijuana Gift Shop | 3:52 | Charles Mingus | Tijuana Moods |
| Los Mariachis | 10:19 | Charles Mingus | Tijuana Moods |
| Flamingo | 5:40 | Charles Mingus | Tijuana Moods |
| We Free Kings | 4:48 | Roland Kirk | We Free Kings |
| You Dit It, You Did It | 2:27 | Roland Kirk | We Free Kings |
| Some Kind Of Love | 6:12 | Roland Kirk | We Free Kings |
| My Delight | 4:30 | Roland Kirk | We Free Kings |
| The Night has a Thousand Eyes | 6:51 | John Coltrane | Coltrane's Sound |
| Equinox | 8:35 | John Coltrane | Coltrane's Sound |
| Liberia | 6:51 | John Coltrane | Coltrane's Sound |
| Body & Soul | 5:38 | John Coltrane | Coltrane's Sound |
I knew nothing of jazz until I met Nicki and she started playing me the tapes Sean and Harry and duncan had lovingly crafted for her. Sean's playlist below sort of captures that moment of wonder for me and I hope it might give a fresh taste to those in need...
Hey, Andy's done another redesign and he's uploaded a song too :-)
Flicking through coverflow this afternoon found a copy of RunDMC's Raising Hell which I thought I had deleted ages ago.
Damn that's a good album (just had "walk this way")
James Governor's MonkChips: You gotta love the French: Killing the DMCA and stamping on roach motels
I love James' writing. He describes the French as equal opportunities troublemakers -- très fin, mon cher;-)
David Byrne Journal: 1.10.06: DRM
CDs from the big five run the risk of damaging your computer, opening you up to security risks, and you can’t rip the music onto your iPod. Stop buying CDs now. At least until they guarantee us that they will never try this shit again.
I gives me a warm glow when heros behave like heros :-)
I can't vouch for her music as I haven't listened to it, but Jade Leary has just released an album over on the LetterXshop which is unusual in that it respects the rights and fair-use needs of its buyers by avoiding any DRM.
The album includes a number of downloadable extras like hi-res album art. I hope Jade does well as she's embracing a new kind of marketplace where vendors listen to "digital-lifestyle" consumers and give them what they want without trying to control or constrain them.
So I participated in a Katrina relief charity initiative a few months ago and had largely forgotten about it when what should pop through the letterbox but an enveloppe from Verve stuffed full of lovely jazz cds.
Am currently listening to new grass a recording made in New York in 1968 and it's mad and insane:-)

Can I just add that I'm not a big playlist composer and tend to enjoy albums as a structured whole. This makes using Coverflow all the more enjoyable. Currently running the technology preview and so far so good.
Sitting here on a Sunday when I should be playing with Nicki and Clemmie trying to wrangle the information architecture of a corporate brand site into some sort of sensible, digestible expression and listening to Belle and Sebastien's If You're Feeling Sinister (label) and had forgotten how incessantly bleak and beautiful it is:-)
A friend of Billy's wanted this word spread:
Dear All
I would be grateful if you would do two things for me to mark one John Peel’s passing:
As in the spirit of the original Festive Fifty, please send me your top three tracks (singles or LP tracks) in order 1 2 3. Please ensure you send both name of track as well as artist/group
Send this email to a bunch of people, asking them to send their top 3 to me at geoff.curran@btinternet.com by midnight 17th December
I will collate the answers and put out a definitive Festive Fifty at www.festivefifty.net on 24th December this year
I know this sounds a little…….but my love of music was fuelled by Peelie and having read the Mick Wall book, it brought it home how much he gave us and I would like to give a little back myself. If you think this is bollocks, then please do not reply but do me a favour, send it on as there are plenty of people who will not feel that way.
Cheers
Geoff
Will have to have a think... The hardest part with these things is remembering an awesome track that wasn't released in December 2004 if you know what I mean.

I've just spent the evening in a dark, smokey room in London packed with sweating, jumping crazy people punching that air in time to "I fought the law".
Marquee club, 23rd May 1977?
Nope, punk-rock karaoke night upstairs at The Garage (whose downstairs bar is apparently worth the visit even without a selection from the Undertones) and I totally recommend it--even those under 40 wil enjoy this:-)
For the record, I made a complete disaster out of Pete Shelley's What do I get? And YES, I'd do it again:-)
Well, until about five minutes ago, I had absolutely no idea that Levon Helm and Robbie Roberston played with Bob Dylan.
Rick Danko, Helm, Robertson and Garth Hudson went on to become The Band
It's funny, I've been tidying up my iTunes library and tracking down some of the more obscure cover art. On a couple of occasions, I've come across reviews of Miss Kittin albums and amusingly, even the more metropolitan reviewers censor the lyrics slightly. Which is kind of daft really, as electroclash lyrics are pretty much verbal genitalia...
Salon writes of the First Album -- link fixed June 2008, MK's not a big web-standards chick;-)
It contained the single "Frank Sinatra," on which Hérve, backed by cheesy 1980s synths, conjured one of the more succinct images of fame and power, deadpanning, "To be famous is so nice, suck my dick, kiss my ass."
It's a crazy song which I love because it reminds me of Paris discos in the late seventies. It'a long time ago and I only remember bits. I have this memory of Pliny's older sister Leslie shooting these monumentally silly films on 16mm with two gorgeous women looking very Nina Haggen-ish. Don't remember where we were, but I remember playing this one very Kittin-ish track over and over while we were shooting... Ohna showed us some 16mmm footage from college the other day--very weird but nice, wonder what Leslie's up to these days...
Anyhoo, here are some more of the lyrics
Mother-fuckers are so nice
Suck my dick, lick my ass
In the mix we have sex, every night with my famous friends
Oh, and on the same note, foolishly bought the new Stephane Pompougnac partial album preview (Costes 8) and it sucks. Must really listen more carefully before clicking the magic iTunes button:-(
Listening to Missy's The Cookbook and damn. I keep rewinding a track called Can't stop
damn...
Terrible pictures but astonishing transport system. The docking kiosk allows individual or subscription payments using your oyster card--get out of the metro and hop on one of these:-)
Well, am on the train back to London after an expensive and frustrating day in Wiltshire. Back when I was commuting to Salisbury I picked up a speeding ticket and looking at the evidence paperwork the rozzers sent I thought I had spotted a procedural mistake.
Anyhoo -- banged to rights, guilty, guilty, guilty.
Still, the court was in Devizes which was nice, and very helpful and friendly they were too. After the verdict I treated myself to a Pint of 6X, a cigar, a beef, suet and 6X pudding and another pint of 6X and got some reading in. Sort of a mini-holiday from the daily London family thing...
Now that's what I call handling. Check out the piles of logs :-)
Which, as far as my crude appreciation of the language of Siegfried goes, translates to the wall isn't so motorcycle-friendly (he's commenting on an orange crash barrier he avoids at a corner's apex).
I downloaded this thing late last night and had a watch this morning--and I've forgotten the site I found it at--will credit later if i can track it down.
The most noticeable feature is the smoothness of the ride, no harsh moves and very little slowing down. It feels like a Gran Turismo education tape, particularly the one were you have to complete a time trial in a Eunos Roadster. The car is very underpowered, and it's impossible to complete the Mountain track on time without the most delicate touch.
This particular lap is done on what looks like an R100 BMW, so not exactly a horsepower fiend, but the left-hand needle rarely drops beneath the 240kph mark
Drool...
Helping Clem with her homework. The brief was "what would you do" and the required media was "any" which I felt was vague and demanding for a 5-year-old.
Undaunted, Clemmie wanted to make a film but I had to point out this was going to be a little challenging given the time we had. We ended up with a Keynote file. She made the time machine slide herself and did all the thinking. The words are all hers. My contribution was to suggest a structure and be her dtp operator:-)
The cool bit was watching her work out what was needed both to make her machine (lots of levers) and to actually get to Laura's place. It took a couple of minutes but she eventually worked out she needed to know both a place and a date (the date is spoken to the time machine using the on-board microphone and the map of Wisconsin is included above the catering tray).
Wow, John Hardy and David Coates aren't just medical doctors, they're voice-over artists:-)
John offered me this fantastic arthroscopy footage after my operation. The arthroscope is hooked up to a video encoder which captures live footage for post-operative review. When I first received the disk it was just raw footage. After hearing about the number of arthroscopies on YouTube, John (who is not only a world-leading Orthopaedic surgeon but a painter, internet guru, web marketer and now film editor and voice-over artist) decided to have a go at an edited version.
The result is a complete transformation, a view of the whole op from me on very powerful drugs to the final phases of the joint smoothing, the whole thing narrated by the two doctors.
Oh, and before I forget, John was mortified by my earlier "before and after" pictures. He wanted me to point out that the surgery is very non-invasive and the recovery is usually very speedy. The following shot of my knee was taken roughly two weeks after the operation, the stitches are out and you can barely see the entry wounds:

I love this photograph for the Natural History Museum kids only sections (sorry about the image quality, snapped on a bus stop).
The portrait had to have been done in a massive black poly tunnel and considering the background is exposed to a stop more light than the foreground the dynamic range of the shot is astonishing. Information exists in the darkest shadows and none of the white fabric definition is lost on the sides of the hood (which are white on white after all). They should use this shot in lighting school.
Oh, and the art direction is lovely too;-)
Safe???!! WTF does that mean?!! This from the Flickr help files:
My account has been reviewed as safe. What does that mean?
Having a "safe" account means that you are good at moderating your own content. Awesome!
"Good at moderating your own content" wow that sounds creepy. I hate it when I read something like this that intellectually I know is right but somewhere hidden at the back there's a little alarm bell that goes off... Now if I could only work out what it was.
One of the Flickr posters in my contacts has had a lot of grief with her regular readers complaining that they could no longer see her pictures. I've been doing a little reading ever since I became a libellous Flickr user (can you libel someone in an email address? I'm sure there's a precendent out there...) and you know, this Flickr content filter thing is really getting up my nose.
Anyway, am not liking the feeling of being 'handled' this is definitely not the Flickr experience I signed up for.
You know, I wasn't going to get all huffy about it, but I just don't believe the explanations coming out of Yahoo.
I ignored the many emails explaining how this was going to be a seamless transition and that us early adopters who sent Katerina our cash from day one would be happily assimilated into the collective and that really this was for the best for all concerned. So I finally got this today:
Aside from just not liking their style or their products, one of the main reasons I never got a yahoo id is because the options suck. Well, not in any inherent way, but because they've been carrying a registration database around since 1996 so have more than two users.
Call me a wanker (and many do) but I've grown used to having nice logins, I'm "dug" on delicious and most other places. If not, I'm Bozo (generally for thing's I'd be a little embarrassed to discuss with my mom) or even donkeyontheedge if I'm trying to extend or integrate with the blog.
So of course I tried donkeyontheedge@yahoo.com (and co.uk) and hey, of course they're gone, as are dieyahoodie, dieyahoodiediedie, yahooarescum, filthyyahooscum (which I thought sounded a bit like self-criticism but which Nicki suggested) and any permutation of yahoo and sucks...
Nope, I'm not kidding;-)
So yeah, has this harmed my experience of Flickr, has it impacted our network of one? Well, yes it has. Am I going to stop using Flickr? No. Am I going to stop fantasising about Katerina? Well, probably not but I'm gonna try, dammit. In any case, while I was regressing to the state of a vindictive six-year-old, I finally managed to find a yahoo id that wasn't taken:
This rant inspired by Digital Mavericks: Opal Fruits, Marathon, Jif, now Flickr - Grrrrr! via Technorati.
If only I could read Japanese I would understand what エストニア独立記念日 - Skype 日本語ブログ is all about. As it is, all I can do is wonder at the photograph...
Oh, and while I came for the photo, I stayed for the kinky Skype Pro stuff. Clearly I've not being keeping up with Skype's new offerings. Is this a Skype employee blog or are they offering hosting to pro customers?
Total fabulousness, now that's what I call a desktop.
(get yours at shilpa-shetty.com)
I've walked past this mannequin (is that the word?) for a week know and stop and stare every time I go in to buy a sandwich. I'm guessing this particular model is based on Kate Moss, but the hair-style, the lighting and position make her a doppelgänger for Meg White :-)
Browsing the Apple website in search of support details and came across this
A robot armada has been unleashed into the night sky. Its ships are unmanned interplanetary probes that fly faster than you will ever go, and cross distances you can't even imagine. But with nothing more than an Internet connection, you can go with them, catching sights that are as real—and as beautiful—as they are strange.
Not only are the pictures wonderful, but there's a desktop widget
So this is the time of year when we say good-bye to our Christmas trees. I have to say, there is something just a bit depressing about all these abandoned trees. I mean, I know they're not puppies or anything but how can you be indifferent--one minute we're inviting them into our sitting room and covering them with glitter, the next we're lobbing them out the window:-(
Have been playing with Flickr and it's bloody brilliant :-) Have slowly started uploading pics (several v. integrated ways provided) and came across this shot of Clem playing with Kihlo's monster teeth:
Air quivers with possibility
Punch chad
New president
Punch air
Man this is something, the twitter election feed which uses a script to update the stream (see election.twitter.com) is now scrolling almost continuously. I'll bet that'll hammer a browser or two...
So OK America, what'll it be?
Behind door number one: that Hitler chap hasn't done anything bad to us and those Europeans are always getting themselves in trouble with their corrupt old-world ways. Let's just look inwards and stay out of trouble.
Behind door number two: Ola! Tag! Salama! Kumasta! Nî hâo! Hey let's all reach out and work together to save this sinking ship of a planet.
So vote, OK? You know what to do!
Wow, a great voice from the republican side explains how hatred can run away from you and how Palin is fanning the Reichsparteitag flames...
Thanks Pliny
Someone sell me a "Vote for that One" t-shirt, peuh-leeze...
Madona I love you :-)
Madonna bans Vice-Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin from gigs
Just had lunch with Palin on the box.
I'm trying to decode exactly why she makes me so angry (more so than the millions of Americans who are so thrilled to have her on board). I'm still working on the finer points but in today's opus (she is speaking to a mob in Florida as I type this) the following came across fairly clearly:
Dans la série c'est fou ce qu'on mange mal à Paris je vous suggère d'eviter à tout prix la brasserie "Paris Orléans", Porte d'Orléan à Paris.
Le Paris-Orléans (Brasserie)
2 Rue De Patay
75013 Paris
"Pan Asian Diner and Takeaway"--the subtitle on the menu doesn't say it all.
I know this because I live next to a pan-asian diner and takeaway and it's exactly as you'd expect: a place serving up a wide range of sweet, spicy and sour from Australia to Vietnam. The batters are light and crispy, the flesh tender and aromatic, the atmosphere is functional but friendly, the service adequate and prompt and of course the bill is reasonable.
What Chu Chi's menu might more accurately read is "a small, licenced, pan-asian restaurant with a modern decor". It lists wok, curries, steamer and noodles with choices like flash-fried peanut beef (£6.95), Vietnamese bass (£8.95) and your usual favourites green thai curry (£6.25), beef ho-fun (£6.75) and pad thai (£6.25). Lunchtime bento boxes are £9.50 which seems like good value given the venue's trendy location.
I readily confess to not being an expert in the world of pan-asian, but I couldn't help noticing that a trendy dim sum place and the "Thai Metro" are just a few doors up Charlotte Street. Clearly someone thinks this type of cooking is a sure-thing with the punters.
Well, I wont be back. Nothing wrong with the decor, the service or the menu, but my bento box was uninspiring. The "Nippon" advertises teriyaki beef and prawn tempura. What you get is a scrawny little prawn covered in chewy batter and a floppy slice of resistant cow flesh and seaweed placed in the two cavities of a plastic bento box (you could tell it was plastic as it had at some point in the past come a little too close to a heating lamp). The other cavities contained white rice and cabbage.
Of the whole box, the kanar (cabbage-like green leaf and soy beans) with soy sauce and chilli slices was by far the most satisfying.
Right, well I suppose I should go try the other two on the street for consistency's sake.
Chu Chi
Pan Asian Diner and Takeaway
14 Charlotte Street
London W1
Tel: 0207 436 7460
Fax: 0207 436 7461
Lunch: "Nippon" bento box set price lunch and a cup of tea. Total bill inc. service charge £12.38
This isn't my Christmas list. It's a shout-out to anyone who can possibly to give us access to the FTP server controlling the DSGi websites.
I'm not sure if it's known, but we have to send every image and stylesheet to Paris via email. Once received, these files can take up to 24 hours to be added and while I wait for this 2 minute task to be done, I can either wait or start another scheduled job. To be honest it would be quicker for me to travel to Paris and add the files myself. The caching issue is a problem too. Even when files are created and uploaded, if they are amended CSS files or updated images the cache must be flushed at the server end. This involves more requests to Paris. Frustrating.
So I regularly have several jobs currently running at any one time. And, having to return to a job a day later to see if even loaded correctly is not only confusing but very disruptive.
If we could only gain access permissions to the FTP server, create folders and manage the uploading of files ourselves we would definitely increase productivity. No more confusion and time wasted familiarising ourselves with previously written code. No waiting endlessly for CSS files to be updated and then be flushed. Working practises could be speeded up and turn-around time would be shorter.
END.
I have noticed that individually we log into SCUD in different ways.
I am using this link - https://scud.bo.e-merchant.com/lib/authentif_multi.php
Well, not exactly... I wish Nokia all the best, but I've got a couple questions:
Well, this is one way of becoming an internet business ;-) So I wonder what those clever chaps at Nokia are up to?

OK one last post before bed... I've just been reviewing the impact my mucking about with the templates has had on old URLs and came across the old splorp post with the "powered by Newton" gif.
I click on the link and ta-dah! the Splorp Newton server is still running, still reliably serving both static and dynamically generated pages - not sure why that makes me so happy but it does :-)
I'm repeatedly amazed at how Google maps manages to generate an accurate overlay to satellite photography. I wonder is the photography manipulated in some sort of matrix to make its xy coords mathematically predictable? I have zero maths skills so will live in wonder and confusion but if it is projection based (mathematically projecting a sphere onto a flat surface), how cool would it be if Gmaps let you select your projection? My current fave is the Peters projection which shows accurate areas (and a high shock value) and goes some way to helping us find 'our place' on the planet (I would say a few specks is a truer assessment than a Conquering Horde)
Well you can't, or at least I can't:-(
Instead, I have to tether my device to a master file system (my PowerBook) using a funny white stringy thing that need to keep in my bag (my usb cable).
Both my laptop and my phone are running FreeBSD, an advanced, Unix operating system the runs rsync (a native unix application all the more fabulous for its power and simplicity) out of the box. Both my laptop and my phone have advanced networking features with options to create or open sockets across a wide array of transports (IP over Firewire anybody?) so why doesn't this just work?
Rsync could run as a cron job and every 15 mins it would try and connect to a known host over the air (including connecting to the host via IP over the cloud, not just bluetooth or 802.11 lan) and voilà! A lovely synced up iPhone without the hassle.
I mean how hard could it be?

Way hey! 8 minutes 43 seconds for an all-template all-entry total rebuild. My guess is this could be further optimized by redoing my templates (still using the 3.33 ones) and turning off a few templates that don't really need a refresh every time.
Considering the size of Donkey's database, the fact that it's being published to three parallel blogs (multiple template mappings for shufflebox, list apart and current) this is beginning to look really good, so congrats to everyone involved:-)
Disclamer: We've had a bit of an ongoing debate on this one with Anil fanning the flames as he tries to support the MT cause. I should disclose that I'm a member of the Six Apart Professional Network and also a 6A partner for the Paris office just so's you know...
While I'm a long-time Movable Type fan and user, I remember the first time time I installed Wordpress. What a treat, the thing was completely painless and took no time at all. I was way impressed and have been since. Added to functionality, the open-source community around Wordpress has spawned a huge templating and design resource with hundreds of very high-quality designs for the lay blogger to chose from. In fact, for many a year I considered switching to Wordpress and was only prevented by the thought of having to maintain security on a php installation and how I would handle any serious load should one of my client's projects really take off.
Now I've pretty much stopped worrying about this in much the same way as I've given up on the flash/no-flash, mac/pc, tomato/tomahhto arguments—they seem a bit pointless and on average both options/solutions have their merits.
I had an experience of doing some migration and configuring last night which brought to light some issues I hadn't yet come across in any Wordpress v. Movable Type discussions. I was trying to replicate behaviours from an MT installation into a series of WP ones and came across the following difficulties where Wordpress let me down:
Before the WPfanboys jump on me, YES, I understand there are workarounds, upgrades, plugins and other fixes to the above and of course I'm going to struggle working in an environment that isn't my first choice. I simply wanted to list these experiences as I hadn't seen them outlined anywhere else.
You know it doesn't get more cutting edge than this. First, after much stress and waiting, I jailbreak my iPhone and go in search of hot software. Great, open, free liberating productivity apps here I come and lo, I end up with the iFart, which pretty much does what it says on the can...
So yeah, post Jailbreak briccups (handset would cycle instead of turning off--made reseting impossible), have replaced iPhone and wait patiently for the 2.0 firmware to be delivered via proper channels and sync away with itunes and visit the app store and yes! I know have the iPhone light-saber app installed.
Surely our parents could never of conceived of such a wondrous world;-)
I think the nice man who went in search of my Identity theft woes last week would have liked me to update my previous post.
So here goes: according to his findings there is nothing wrong with either his payment-processing software or hardware and a review of staff at the branch revealed nothing untoward.
So just to confirm: all is well at Eat. You can pick up your soup and sandwiches safe in the knowledge that these guys pay attention to detail, act fast when required and are just generally a bunch of excellent people!
Wow, when was the last time you thought you'd get a response as a result of filling in a form on the web (never mind a rapid response)?
Well, I had a little grief from the fraud protection mob at Firstdirect this afternoon and as a result posted this note in the feedback form on the Eat website (and I won't go into the domain name resolution issue on the site which means if you load the flash movie by entering the domain without the 'www' the links to the feedback form are broken--I wonder how much more feedback they'd get if that was fixed...)
At 14:31:55 on 27 June 2008 (roughly an hour ago) I purchased a soup and sandwich from your 15 Basinghall Street shop.
When I returned to my desk to eat my lunch I received a call from my bank (first direct) informing me that there had been fraudulent behaviour on my switch card.
According to their records, the transaction I had just made in the City of London was routed through a supplier in Equador.
The security guys at the bank where I work reckon this is a man-in-the-middle attack and that someone has tampered with the keypad in the store (similar to attaching card readers to ATM tellers, to harvest card details).
Please review this situation asap.
All the best,
Dug Falby
To be honest, I really didn't think I'd get an answer (strangely, the Flash front-end is what gave me this impression: If it's not a real html form, how can it yield real results?) but I did.
A nice man called Martin (I think he said he was head of business communications?) rung up to explain what was going on as a result of my note. From his description, I pictured a black helicopter appearing over Basinghall street and special forces whisking the card-reader off to a controlled explosion. It was very impressive, he said he'd frozen all card transactions at the store, notified the card processing supplier who are going to come in and refit the store tonight and would double-check records for staff access to card processing stuff.
He also made a point of checking that I had notified my bank and assured me he would get back to with with any progress relevant to my situation. Prompt, courteous and thorough, just the way it oughta be.
Which of course means I'll be all the more likely to go buy delicious soups and salads from Eat:-)

9 minutes and 22 seconds to rebuild Donkey. That feels pretty slow and this is on 4.2 release-candidate 2. The same site on MT3.36 on the same box with the same DBserver rebuilds in 7 minutes 28 seconds.
My guess is that I should bin all the templates and rebuild from scratch. As it stands today, I migrated the 3.36 database that the site currently lives in over to 4.2rc2 lock stock and barrell without doing any pruning beforehand. Next experiment will be recreating the site from scratch.
So it's a good thing Maarten is running a training session on template optimisation today :-)
(I should add that the migration from 3.36 to 4.2 is completely painless and largely automatic. The issue on the table with 4.2 is what the Six Apart site describes as "raw performance" hence my test above)
Well, it's taken a while but I've finally worked out what it's like to work with the .NET Framework
It's a place where sane team members are repeatedly led to make absurd conclusions.
It's a place where the most elegant solution is permanently out of reach and the more you look for answers the less you can be sure of what's going on...
It's just like being Alice in Wonderland
Having just this second whinged about O2's charge for calling 0870 numbers, a comment has just come in on an old say no to 0870 post from March 2005.
Seemed like a great idea at the time but I guess the domain owner has shut the service down. I haven't got time to check it, but the whois register shows the administrative contact for saynoto0870.com is:
Customer Services,
RH DNS
rhdns@bigfoot.com
+447050643964
Chelle, why not drop em a line?
OK so it's now Stevenote - 7 and my iPhone is stuck in an imap loop and when I turn it off it reboots instantly. Of course plugging it in and clicking "restore" (which theoretically wipes your iPhone and restores it to OEM condition) doesn't fix the problem so I'm sort of hoping the 2.0 firmware will sort this...
...but I keep trying to decide if I should continue to put up with the phone. So many aspects of it drive me crazy. Take the battery for instance. On my N95, when Symbian thinks it's the best mobile OS on the planet but gets it wrong, the phone lets me take the battery out. This is kinda like the handset saying "sorry" like a grumpy two-year-old, a good thing. When it turns out iPhone needs to be disciplined, Steve just repeats "no, mine!" like another kind of two-year-old, a very bad thing indeed:-(
Well, on balance I think my iPhone sucks, but it sucks less than the other twenty smartphones I've lived with over the last couple of years.
It's not all handset woes, take for example O2's brilliant Apple-approved billing structure. Unlimited data (unless you instal a demon in which case the fair-use policy kicks in) and a set number of calls for a set monthly price. That is (almost) exactly what I want except that when I call my bank, or the power company, or I want book a movie ticket or call a helpline I have to pay extra for the 0870 local-call number. Never mind that I haven't got the choice. Powergen hasn't got a local extension I can call so the word from O2 is "tough" :-(
Not a big deal you might say but my £45/month all-in contract quickly becomes an £80/month which is way way more that I want to pay for the service.
I thought O2's iPhone contracts might have jogged the other operators into finding some sense so I checked my fave, Orange (France Telecom) to see what unlimited data contracts they had for new users.
Well, surprisingly, as of 2 June 2008 not a sausage
Sigh... crap really.
Scoble wants us to link to this
He's got a point, this is potentially very worrying (and is also something I just wouldn't have guessed would happen):
This is a fight for the Web. We all just crawled inside a box that locks Google out.
Don’t believe me?
Go to Google and do a search for “Le Web 08.��?
Do you see a Facebook entry there? Nope. Google is locked out of the Web.
This has created HUGE value for Microsoft and has handed Steve Ballmer an Internet strategy which brings Microsoft from last place to first in less than a week.
Boom!
Scary stuff indeed...
Just saw this on LinuxKungFu. I love "how the analyst designed it" nothing like solving the wrong problems by not looking at the bigger picture. Fantastic:-)
A little confused by the implementations of permissions in MT41 -- Are these 'permission tokens', fragments of data that exist independently of the user-object? I mean I get it that:
user + blog + role = permission
but how does this interface (or datastructure?) express nested permissions? Or in other words, shouldn't the "moderator" role for user = James be superceded by his "administrator" role?
New stuff from 6A is usually rock solid so I'm guessing there's a valid reason for the above...
Wow, you know, I don't normally read Bob Lutz's stuff over at the GM FastLane Blog which is odd because I quote the blog to clients all the time. Just took a peek today and saw this:
... In the end, it cost us much more than that; it cost us our reputation for technology leadership and innovation.We made that mistake once. We won’t make it again. I think the whole company has learned when you step out and do bold things, you win and when you're cautious and let other people do the bold things, you lose.
Many great ideas die every day because we value the safety of the tried-and-true over the risk that true innovation requires. This is not going to be the case with Volt; we are going for the brass ring.
Great stuff, a senior VP publicly admitting he fucked up (and promising not to trip over the same log twice).
So this volt thing seems pretty cool. It's a different strategy than the Tesla plan. The board at Tesla Motors are banking on a high-performance car (the 2008 Tesla Roadster) to get the ev ball rolling and they plan to roll out an inexpensive family saloon after that.
Also, the Volt is an E-REV so still factoring in the petrol pump...
The DVD format is a fiasco born out of a desire to control the way customers consume the products they buy.
I can't imagine any parent out there who would be happy to fork out fifteen quid for a DVD full of extra features they will never have the free time to watch knowing that after a couple of weeks worth of little fingers it will become a worthless piece of unplayable plastic.
The value is the experience of your child watching the movie NOT the stone-age tech used to play it (and don't get me started on a format that lets the media owner disable the customer's menu features).
The smarter we consumers become (and the more we share our experiences), the more the techpants will struggle with their pointless offerings and hopefully, new value-creation networks will take over:-)
So anyway, I was just going to write about wi-fi before going off on one...
I just got a couple of tweets from a guy who was trying to get on the net from the brand-new Heathrow terminal 5. Unbeleivably, he was being asked to jump through hoops, fill in forms, and worst of all, pay! Now let me make this completely clear:
Charging for wi-fi is like charging for tap-water in a restaurant.
Hell, it's like charging for air conditioning, or light, or cleanliness... These are all infrastructure items that are factored into the cost of the main event.
So look, you pay for your airline ticket, you pay for your state and city taxes, you pay your airport taxes, you pay for your extra luggage, you paid for the cab to the airport. You paid a king's ransome for the latte the kid at the next table keeps threatening to spill on your keyboard so YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR CONNECTIVITY!
Ok?!?
And just so we're completely clear on this one, not only should you not have to pay with currency or credit, you shouldn't have to pay with attention or privacy. No landing pages, portals or branded content, just unfettered, universal access for all.
The worst part is we're all buying into this nonsense, the average Londoner can see five wi-fi networks from his sitting room. In a five-flat Victorian conversion counting neighbours on both sides that's 15 broadband contracts. If you just got together with your neighbours you could share a low-contention business connection for a fraction of the cost (think about it, you're collectively forking out £300 a month for a highly contended connection with no service contract or decent support while £50 split between you would secure a bandwidth-assured connection contract).
So if you don't mind, cancel your broadband and talk to your neighbours and in the meantime, disable your password and open up your wireless connection :-)
Hey, we've just had a long and very informative post from Matt, a Luton-based Openreach engineer. I hope this really is an engineer speaking and not some perverse item from a 'guerilla marketing' agency subverting from within. He describes some real horror stories, if you're interested in the BT thing it's well worth a read:
I was on a fault last week and the customer drop-wire from the pole to the house was rubbing through trees so I replaced it only to get a phone call the next day from my manager asking why I hadn't charged the customer as the trees were on his property--this is the level that they are stooping to.
Do they care? This thing has been simmering for a while now, I wonder at what point a BT pr person is going to chime in?
10131 views!
I think by luck I posted some of the first pictures of Warren Street tube to Flickr. I was getting my hair cut on Googe street when I heard the news on the radio.
If nothing else, the horrible picture of my blisters is no longer my most viewed image...
Update 19:56 on Thursday, the above picture has been viewed 8251 times. How does that work? 8251 times!
Just came across this fantastic open letter to the bombers over at LNRE
And that's because we're better than you. Everyone is better than you. Our city works. We rather like it. And we're going to go about our lives. We're going to take care of the lives you ruined. And then we're going to work. And we're going down the pub.
So you can pack up your bombs, put them in your arseholes, and get the fuck out of our city.
Just got this in the mail from Sarah
I have been asked to pass this on, and perhaps you can do the same.
Following the disaster in London . . .East Anglian Ambulance Service have launched a national "In case of Emergency ( ICE ) " campaign with the support of Falklands war hero Simon Weston.
The idea is that you store the word " I C E " in your mobile phone address book, and against it enter the number of the person you would want to be contacted "In Case of Emergency".
In an emergency situation ambulance and hospital staff will then be able to quickly find out who your next of kin are and be able to contact them. It's so simple that everyone can do it. Please do.
Please will you also email this to everybody in your address book, it won't take too many 'forwards' before everybody will know about this. It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest.
For more than one contact name ICE1, ICE2, ICE3 etc.
(This post isn't written yet but in the spirit of release early-and-often...)
Quote from bbc guy:
It certainly showed the power of what our users can do when they are close to a terrible event like this
Pete Clifton, BBC News Interactive
The picture I'm refering to is captionned "Passengers evacuate an underground train at Kings Cross (Photo: Alexander Chadwick)"
BBC has a nice little slide show, but as ever, the best interesting, raw, curious (what's with all the intense Joan Crawford headhsots), moving, spontaneous, uneven and constantly growing media is on Flickr (I was watching the "The 7/7 Community (formerly London Bomb Blasts)" group pool but there are many others)
http://www.flickr.com/groups/bomb/pool/show/
More on this when I can take a few minutes off work...
-Dug
[Friday morning] Well, the front of the house is still there, so clearly the bomb on the bus was a false alarm. Still, no harm in being jumpy. I guess we'll be keeping an eye out for abandoned parcels in the tube again. I think once the IRA stopped blowing stuff up we Londoners may have gotten a little lax in that department...
[19:13] Arrive home in West Hampstead just as a rather young-looking Metropolitan Police officer is wrapping copious amounts of "police no entry" tape across my street, effectively barring entry to my house. I drive straight across the (very empty) road and into my front garden. Turns out there's a lone bus parked right across from my flat and the bus driver is being told to "keep walking quickly" down West End Lane.
It does seem very unlikely, but it looks like we might actually have a legitimate bomb-scare in our front yard.
(Clemmie is asleep out of range in the back room and Nicki and Dug are going to have a drink next door)
(although by some perverse arrangement of cat-like personality features, Nicki is insisting on looking out the front)
(more later...)
Several blasts in London this morning.
It's a little scary not knowing exactly what's going on, but Nicki and Clementine are fine.
This is one of those
...and then a guy in a Porsche with his radio hit his horn
and told us the news...
moments.
[11:55] Everyone leaves their desk and heads downstairs to hear the PM on TV
[13:11] Charlotte just wrote in from the US. Glad to confirm friends and family still OK
[13:21] Orange still have nothing on either their UK or global sites
[15:44] Co-workers are being told leave early. Overland train services are mostly working, but no buses or tubes are operating
[16:31] Letter from Mike comes in:
Just wanted to send out a quick email to say that the plan for tomorrow night remains the same, I'll be buggered if I am going to let today's incidents get in the way of us all having a bloody good time! The buses will all be working by tomorrow, and I believe much of the tube system. When the tfl site is back up, I'll look into bus details for getting to the venue and send them out for y'all.
I hope you are all in agreement, and look forward to sharing a beverage or three with you tomorrow.
Hear hear :-)
Hey, we've just had a long and very informative post from Matt, a Luton-based Openreach engineer. I hope this really is an engineer speaking and not some perverse item from a 'guerilla marketing' agency subverting from within. He describes some real horror stories, if you're interested in the BT thing it's well worth a read:
I was on a fault last week and the customer drop-wire from the pole to the house was rubbing through trees so I replaced it only to get a phone call the next day from my manager asking why I hadn't charged the customer as the trees were on his property--this is the level that they are stooping to.
Do they care? This thing has been simmering for a while now, I wonder at what point a BT pr person is going to chime in?