Stains

One of the things you get used to when you become a parent is having dribble down the front of all your clothes.

Later on, as you become more experienced, you can spot the age of a person's child by the type and position of the stain.

As Clementine drifts towards the big tee double-u o, she is leaving very characteristic marks just below my left knee. All my trousers now look like I spend my time trailing my left leg in a bucket full of slugs...