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May 9, 2004

text message to bicycle to chalk on pavement :-)

Bikes Against Bush wireless mobile chalkwriterWireless activists are using bicycles with wireless internet access to allow visitors to the Stop Bush website to post messages on the streets and pavements of New York City. The cycles have an on-board chalk-spraying machine that prints on the ground, and the messages arrive via SMS. The bicycle's rider has the ability to moderate the posts so not just any utterances are set in biodegradable powder.

While this is cool (and reinforces my thinking about the practicality of access points running around the countryside -- Routemaster buses with satellite uplinks etc.) I can't help but be reminded of the bit in The West Wing when (President) Bartlet tells Leo about the US developing a million-dollar Biro to write on the moon while the Soviets used a pencil (I still think Americans clearly have too much free time on their hands) -- thank you (and go get 'em) Wireless Weblog

(As ambivalent as I feel about adding linkage to Gawker Media's virtual coffers, I will say I was pointed to the following by Gizmodo -- and no I'm not a gadget hound at all, I was just looking).

My first foray into charity fundraising on Ebay

(See earlier post re auctioning a vanity spot on educational charity The Lecture List to raise funds for hosting) raised a whopping 6 pennies (sixpence?) from a staggering two (2) bids...

May 10, 2004

L'Hummanité

Did my first translation for L'Humanité in English last night.

Got a last minute email from the site coordinator in Quebec and had something more or less idiomatic ready in under three hours ;-)

Not sure how I feel about this though as the item in question was an editorial re torture in Iraq, and the tone was horrendously pompous. I tried to tone it down as much as possible, but I'm still in two minds about seeing my name next to it (even though, of course, I am incredibly pompous...).

On the plus side, I've learned a new French word: "la gégène" (the hand-cranked telephone alternator used to make the old telephone bell ring, as used by the French on the toes and testicles of the good people of Algeria). I don't think I'll be teaching this one to Clementine just yet...

May 14, 2004

MT not free anymore

All in all, if B+M want to do the MT thing full time, they have to charge. It's always a sting when something you've used for free goes paying, but in their case there really isn't any other way.

Or, to rephrase, maybe Ben and Mena should just kill MT altogether and just live off the TypePad revenue. After all, it's their baby they can do what they like with it. I think on the whole they feel 'responsible' to the community they helped create.

My complaint is down to the structure of the license. Commercial use (or non-casual use) isn't to do with the number of blogs or authors. I personally publish about 20 sites, but only two or three are 'active' and only one really gets any traffic. If the 'trust' model holds up then I should be able to say that I 'benefit' from three blogs, and should compensate MT acordingly.

I know pricing by page views or logged-on publishing hours is impracticle, but I hope the guys try to find a new definition of what constitutes the benefit we need to be paying for.

May 17, 2004

Listen. Learn. Participate

Donkeyontheedge is all about internet citizenship.

May 29, 2004

Priorities?

Now this is just silly ;-)

The future of advertising

Yeah...

So James and I have spent quite a long time struggling with a coherent positioning statement for Pumpernickle. In a nutshell, what do we do?

Back in prehistory, when Andrew and Duncan set up Offworld, it seemed simple--we make websites was a statement that most people could understand. It was also (or so we thought) a comparatively well defined offering: you type a thing called a URL in a thing called a browser and voilà a website was what you saw :-)

Only now it isn't quite so simple (actually, with hindsight, it wasn't simple then--Offworld would still be trading if it were).

Over the years, senior people at companies like Pumpernickle consulted at board level with a number of clients, offering advice about all sorts of issues from technology, marketing, usability, human-computer-interface, advertising, internal process management and so on.

During the first few 'boom' years of the commercial internet, people like James and me where asked for advice that we were empirically not qualified to supply. We had no degree in IT, no MBA or other management experience or skill, and still, the CTO of General Electric sent his right-hand-man to chat us up at a big dinner-do for suppliers. This sort of surreal rendez-vous kept happening for a few years (at one point, a client had my head insured for 10 Million pounds and at another I was advising the head of a British nuclear utility on what sort of companies to buy) only to stop when the industry imploded in 2000.

I mention all this to put our current predicament in perspective.

While we don't have the specific degree or certification, and we certainly don't have the sort of single-career expertise of someone who has manned a certain type of lathe his whole life, the advice we can offer is still as valuable as it was. We can help people save money on digital communication. We can suggest activities that will get a brand noticed, trusted or loved by the right audience. We can hold a CTO's hand while he goes shopping for new toys and we know who to call if he needs some tech specifics. We can help non-profits, charities and underfunded councils build exciting interactive tools that will engage and usefully serve their constituents, and we can do this on a shoe-string.

These are all useful skills to offer, but put together they don't make a coherent offering. In a weird way, our specialty is that we're 'general practitioners'.

It's now four years since the big internet crash and the marketplace has thinned somewhat. Most of the smaller 'generalist' agencies have closed, the larger ones like Agency.com have refined their offering to be much less 'catch-all' and more tightly integrated with the 'specialist' services supplied by other companies in the same group (media, marketing, integration, advertising).

I was having a look at Agency's website to see how they solved the position problem. Their site used to be a soup of services, part business consultancy part marketing strategist part IT consultancy. The skills they started with are still there--though I suspect the headcount has shrunk a bit--but the new site lists a brief menu of services (online marketing, website design, user testing, intranets and portals, content management).

The list is almost humble. It's almost apologetic You know, our chaps have consulted at exalted levels, but we're happy to just make you a little website or even Why of course we'd be happy to review the usability of your site even though you had it done by another supplier. Once upon an internet boom their site was all e-enabling and redefining your business and let's have six grand just to have our discovery team look at your project.

Just for a laugh, here's a quote a friend at another big interactive agency sent me (probably feeling nostalgic for the good ol' days...) -- this is a quote to review a project, ie to scope it, as in at the end of this process, the customer still doesn't have a website, you know, not even a proper feasibility study: Estimated costs for discovery phase two: client services: 30,000; strategic services: 3,500; creative: 98,000; project management: 35,000; technology: 48,000; quality assurance: 1,750

Folks, that's a grand total of two-hundred-and-sixteen-thousand pounds just to take a look at the project (wipes tears of laughter from eyes).

Anyway, where was I going with this...

Oh yeah, picking a position. Well, to date, the only one that excites me is to redefine the way the advertising marketplace works. Pumpernickle's core creative proposition was that a client was always better doing something for his (potential) customer rather than just saying something. This clicks with the coming of age of the commercial internet, but the problem is trying to convince people who are used to spending a budget on one thing to spend it on another.

So, here's my ad industry wish-list:

  • Make less traditional above the line advertising
  • Charge clients less, but take a much bigger chunk of their budget
  • Instead of spending the money on media, spend it on services that benefit people
  • Manage the process of who makes which services in a creative and engaging way

So in a full-circular kind of way, we'll have unqualified people (admen) giving advice they can't possibly expect to be taken seriously giving (suggesting great business ideas to their clients).

In a way, this isn't new at all. Name that creative: "We just can't afford dirty ashtrays. Or half-empty gas tanks. Or worn wipers. Or unwashed cars. Or low tires. Or anything less than seat-adjusters that adjust. Heaters that heat. Defrosters that defrost" :-)

May 30, 2004

What's a ficathon?

I love these people. The following from http:// www.livejournal.com/users/charlotteu/friends

Do people not care to encourage me to write J/D, or do they not read it because the girl most likely to force gay!Donna on the world wrote it? Or do they just not feedback just 'cause? (I will admit that my Josh/Donna probably isn't as good as those who, you know, actually ship them.) This is something I can never prove definitively, as you can't see how many people read a particular fic. Or how many people liked it. Or how many people are disgusted with you because you make Donna regularly go down on everyone but Josh.

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